the forbidden fruit must have been junk food because jesus christ i can’t go two seconds without thinking of burying my face in a cheesy ass CHEESE PIZZA I JUST WANT TO MOTORBOAT THE BIGGEST PIZZA TITS TO EVER EXIST ANS DEVOUR IT RAAAAAA IM GOING FERAL
if there’s one thing i could change about myself, it’s my inability to make friends like everyone else ☹️ i get so frustrated, it’s so hard for me to reach out to people or to just chat, it’s so stupid i get so anxious and clam up waaaah
i have beef with youtube 😡 my clip channel was demonetized under the reason that i’m “impersonating someone”. ask their support for help and they say “post a video proving it’s you.” WHICH I DID BUT THEY DIDNT ACCEPT IT?? bruh make it make sense
the forbidden fruit must have been junk food because jesus christ i can’t go two seconds without thinking of burying my face in a cheesy ass CHEESE PIZZA I JUST WANT TO MOTORBOAT THE BIGGEST PIZZA TITS TO EVER EXIST ANS DEVOUR IT RAAAAAA IM GOING FERAL
one little rant before i go, youtube is so annoying. they demonetized my clips channel for “impersonating someone”. reject my video proof that it’s me, say i need to delete content and reapply. i do exactly that and they say it can’t be monetized because there’s no content. what
i just watched numi’s japan vlog and it was so wholesome and cute 🥺 i really hope one day i can make experiences, memories, and forever friends too.. manifesting 🙏🏻🩷
imagine getting this and someone complimenting it like “hey i love your hair clip!!” and you responding “thank u so much it’s modeled after my cats balls!!!”
i will now be purchasing this product
melinda, i have been looking for your link specifically for days now. thank u for gracing me and my penis with your presence. i can’t wait to jerk it later to u babe 🥵💦💦💦
the convenient thing is, the training is all done through my garmin watch so it’s really nice not having to have a real coach, very comforting for my anxiety
the concept of siblings is so weird to me if u rly think about it. like you’re just born into the same family as someone else and you’re just… siblings… it’s like having a best friend but that best friend is kinda forced to be your best friend because you’re family… 🤔
so many times in my life i’ve heard “oh she seems stuck up” just because i’m too anxious to speak and i stay in my own lane :( i’m not stuck up i’m just scared to talk to people 😭
i'm watching trash tv (dubai bling) and it's just so crazy to me how the upper echelon of rich people work?? they're really like "yeah today i feel like starting my own coffee company" and obviously it's successful from the get go because they can just invest millions???? man
torture in the olden days were just so extra, like why tf was it necessary to do this??? and imagine being the artist like??? “pls paint me doing this act kind sir” and the artist just saying “5 shillings bro” and paints a skinned tomato
Courtroom footage shows Taylor Schabusiness being sentenced to life in prison after she killed 24-year-old Shad Thyrion during rough sex while they were both high on crystal meth.
During intercourse, Taylor strangled him to death, cut off his head, and removed his organs.
but then also the concept of family is rly weird too because tbh your parents could be strangers if you rly think about it, you’re just born to two random people who decided to have u as their kid and now you’re a child of 2 random people
how i feel after a fresh shower knowing my sinuses are going to hate me because it’s 1am and i didn’t realize and once again i’ll be going to bed with a wet head oopsie
i was very busy today!! got some new cat food because i read that they need more wet food in their diets 🙏🏻 and spontaneoulsy planned a stream theme for tomorrow AND prepared for it too… now i shower because yesterday i skipped it 🫣 am stimky kitty
WHEN IM DONE YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHATS GOING ON IN THIS MANGA ITS GETTING INTENSE THE CHILDHOOD FRIEND WHO IS IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL HAS JUST COME INTO THE PICTURE ITS ABOUT TO GET SO JUICY
so she examines it and literally 1 minute later she was like “erm it’s not skin cancer, just a freckle” and i said oh nice!! and she goes “is that…it?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 like YES THATS IT
i went for a checkup of this new freckle on my face, so i told my doctor “i think i have skin cancer” she literally was trying to hold back hear laughter 😭😭😭😭
anyway ill leave you guys on this cliffhanger, but i will continue reading :)) the manga is firefly wedding and it's decent!!! good read for when you are bored :D
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣 ok now i leave it omg good cliffhanger