on every other platform I can fix the typo in this toot/skeet/to the window to the wall

rarely seen in nature. one lucky denver resident will the the proud owner of a bouncing baby UPS truck.

tfw you upload a histogram to slack, feel like you beat a game on nightmare difficulty, crack open a cold one, jump up and down and hit your knee on your standing desk iykyk

don’t sleep on the new billy woods album

one of these days i will finally learn my lesson: aws is incompatible with _

i just named my earpods “ear hair” ama

Housewarming gift. (@ Twist & Shout Records in Denver, CO)

I'm at Z Cycle in Denver, CO

Just returned ethernet cables to the grocery store. (at @WholeFoods Market in Denver, CO)

This one too :(

my bike was black and white, no red. 😓

STOLEN - White Giant Defy 1 in West https://t.co/WgLOZex9id

my how the times have changed, now i'm the the fail whale

can you imagine not understanding the concept of acting and then watching all paul giamatti movies in order

remember netbooks lol

me: i am being torn apart—i want to be free of this pain. i know what i have to do but i don’t know if i have the strength to do it. will you help me han solo: yes anything me: great, go through my sock drawer and trash the ones with holes in them. preferably when i’m not here

me: i am being torn apart—i want to be free of this pain. i know what i have to do but i don’t know if i have the strength to do it. will you help me han solo: yes anything me: great, go through my sock drawer and trash the ones with holes in them. preferably when i’m not here

🤔#MyTwitterAnniversary

me, submitting an article to a journal: go big or go home. me, after getting the rejection letter: why not both?

i made the ugliest thing you’ll see today. i figured out how to make shapes intersect in a fragment shader. cool, but i’m sorry. https://t.co/FwxRGgTHro #genuary2023 #genuary4