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@whitecoatjokes

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@whitecoatjokes
whitecoatjokes
1 year
Presenting the confusing new admit:
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@whitecoatjokes
whitecoatjokes
2 years
This would happen to many of you I fear
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@whitecoatjokes
whitecoatjokes
4 years
Imagine there was an UpToDate wrapped. “You looked up Light’s Criteria 54 times in your IM rotation”
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@OligoclonalBand
Ali Christy, MD, PhD
2 years
Wait no I made the wrong choice
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@whitecoatjokes
whitecoatjokes
3 years
damn…
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@whitecoatjokes
whitecoatjokes
3 years
shawty sad cuz she says she’s in venous retrograde. Dw babe I just ordered you a doppler u/s 😎
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@whitecoatjokes
whitecoatjokes
3 years
do you guys ever think there’s more to life than having a job in healthcare? aha ha
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@whitecoatjokes
whitecoatjokes
3 years
How it feels asking for letters of recommendation
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@whitecoatjokes
whitecoatjokes
3 years
Look closely, that pigeon is doing Anki. They are coming for our jobs 😰😰😰
@emollick
Ethan Mollick
3 years
Forget losing jobs to AI, look to the sky! Flocks of pigeons detect cancer in scans with 99% accuracy & “are suitable surrogates for human observers in certain medical image perception studies, thus avoiding the need to recruit, pay & retain clinicians...” https://t.co/W7rWW31EPD
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@whitecoatjokes
whitecoatjokes
3 years
Did dude rlly have to tell us about being super hungover at the start of the H Flu sketchy lol
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@whitecoatjokes
whitecoatjokes
3 years
Any time I gotta preround
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@whitecoatjokes
whitecoatjokes
3 years
Guess now we know what she meant by “Life fast, die young”
@MIAuniverse
M.I.A. ⊕ II II II
3 years
If Alex jones pays for lying shouldn’t every celebrity pushing vaccines pay too ?
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@medicinexhiphop
medicineinhiphop
3 years
clinic life be like
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@whitecoatjokes
whitecoatjokes
3 years
seeing diplococci on the gram stain as a single person
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@whitecoatjokes
whitecoatjokes
4 years
New dream residency program just dropped 💯💯💯😎
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@whitecoatjokes
whitecoatjokes
4 years
Accidentally texted a haiku
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@ZacharySmithMD1
Zachary Smith, M.D.
4 years
I love my Dragon Dictation software period new line. Don’t know how I would liver without it exclamation point. *This tweet was made with dragon dictation. Nothing that goes wrong is my fault*
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@whitecoatjokes
whitecoatjokes
4 years
She’s a 10 but it’s on the GAD7. She’s moderately anxious
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