Remember when you used to be able to just talk to a stranger in a shop without wondering if they're being controlled by AI? Sigh....

. . Alcaraz Sinner Aces 2 3 Winners 15 14 Fist-pumps 592 581 (up to end of 2nd set)

Football tournament idea:- Play them in colder countries, perhaps? Thinking New Zealand, Antarctica for eg......

Just my annual 'Hinako Shibuno is as close to a perfect human being as it gets' post.

I'm finally collapsing under the sheer volume of podcasts I try and keep up with on a weekly basis. At this point, there just have to be more podcasts than cockroaches in the world, surely...

All those guns in the US and he's still alive, WTF are you lot even playing at?

There's still the military coup thing on the table though, right? #runningoutoftime

If Andrew T*te ever did get on the election trail in the UK, he should watch out. We may not have guns, but we do have eggs, as many previous politicians can testify #splat

The amount of people that die from innocuous pushes in British soap operas has got to be at least 100%

Coming soon to all overpriced streaming outlets:- Temu Vs Grammarly, The Battle For Your Amygdala

Colin Farrell's might end up winning an Emmy for The Penguin despite not actually being in it.

Literally every time I try to open Spotify it refuses, and will only do so on the second attempt 🤷‍♂️

Despite the Clockwork Orange-esque marketing on here, I still have no idea what a Temu is, thankfully.

Oh no, we're getting tweets in bold now?

Just watched a couple win about £20000 on a repeat of an 80's game show and legit have tears in my eyes

Don't worry vanilla shortage, cinethestic appears to have a stockpile of it in their film questions folder.

Finally decided to watch the Buffy movie after many years of 'no thankyou', and it was even more godawful than I thought it would be, if that was even possible!

The overlapping Venn portion of blue-tickers and those buying a PS5 Pro is gonna be high, innit?

Nobody ever sends poison pen letters anymore. Damn tech ruining everything.

For no reason whatsoever, here are my favourite screams in songs:- 1. Climbing Up The Walls - Radiohead 2. Ptolomea - Ethel Cain 3. When The Music's Over - The Doors OK, you can carry on with your lives now.