Mom: "What are you watching?".Me: "Football".Mom: "Who's playing".Me: "Bears Ravens in a meaningless preseason game but I have to watch cuz I'm an addict".Mom: "I'm sorry".

RT @elonmusk: My “pay” is in options, which only matter if stock goes up & I sell. Will use that to make life multiplanetary, help educatio….

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

RT @joethomas73: I’m so confident in my @cavs, if the @warriors win the 2018 NBA finals, I’ll buy anyone who retweets this a signed @Stephe….

Chukwu hitting 3 FT in a row is the most unlikely thing I've seen since Tom Savage converted 4th and 20.

First four has 66% of the same letters as final four so we're like two-thirds of the way there right?.

The best part of all this will be when the Eagles are introduced as SB Champs at the Draft. In Dallas.

Somewhere, an ESPN producer who's already cut a five-minute "James Harrison playing against the Steelers in the AFCC" piece is kicking holes in his living room wall.

The best possible scenario for the Texans game is Bane showing up and ruining Christmas by destroying the field again.

Lavar Ball on CNN may be the greatest interview I've seen.

James Harden tonight 56 points on 19/25, 7/8 from 3, 13 assists. Gonna lock up that runner up MVP.

I legit don't think the Texans could beat the Browns right now.

22 years a Houston team won a championship. Tearing up right now.

It's been 4 innings. Its felt like 4 days.

Derek Fisher was in there for like only 0.4 seconds and won the game. LA on the other side this time.

Game 6 is gonna be 1-0.

RT @clutchfans: I need a T-shirt that says I survived this game. Thank you, @astros.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.That is all.

Bet T-Mobile is hating this world series.

I figured out Seattle's offense.1. Suck on 1st and 2nd down.2. Russell Wilson witchcraft.3. 1st down.

Ah yes Brad Peacock finishing a world series game. Fully expected to say that at the beginning of the season.