Thanks Zach Bryan for spending 5,971 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Something in the Orange. #SpotifyWrapped

I’m not everyone’s cup of tea and I’m not trying to be

In the back of an Uber, feeling car sick #IYKYK

Episode 63 on Spotify

“You have to think of money like air, it will come and it will go” @teapublyssity podcast always provides the wisdom

Ya, me neither

Do you ever reschedule your dentist appointment so you have more time to start flossing?

I don’t gotta know you to know you …I just go by your zodiac sign.

When is apple gonna introduce the away message? Like we have all these do not disturb but like auto text away message. “Busy at the nail salon being a bad bitch” #IYKYK #whatsoldisnew

I wish I could put a filter on my social media to weed out engagement and pregnancy announcements #parentalcontrols #privacy #offensive

I just combine 2 quotes, does that make it my own? Or am I still violating copy right laws?

Goal without a plan is a hope, hope isn’t a strategy

Imma be honestly, yes I can work this corporate world and make it rain. But some days I really wonder why y’all haven’t made me a full time blogger yet.

Wow it’s amazing how much you can get done in a 3 day weekend when you don’t have a 2 day hangover #DryJanuary

Age is just a number but time is not.

Went to the gym today. It wasn’t fun and I didn’t feel better after. Y’all lied to me

I would rather starve than snack on carrots and act like I enjoy it

There was a herd of bison walking right toward me at @YellowstoneNPS today!

I’m back, and I promise to be even more funny than before