Fletcher
@werewolf_doctor
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PhDog, Full-Time Scientist & Medical School Faculty, Part-Time Werewolf & Furtographer
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Me, after eating the free pizza I found in the hallway at BLFC
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I'm a cancer biologist, and I've dedicated my whole life to researching if
#WindmillsCauseCancer
.
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My mission is to aid humanity. From an early age, I would volunteer, racking up over 1000 hrs of community service. But I wanted to do more.
For the past 5 yrs, I've developed a biomarker for lung cancer as well as a new drug for a rare cancer. Today, I finally received my PhD.
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Me, after encountering 14 werewolves while hiking alone in the forest
Taishan in China.
There are 7,200 steps, and it takes 4 to 6 hours to reach the top, so many people who come here thinking of sightseeing end up regretting it.
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When your werewolf boyfriend wants walkies at 3 am
I will post spicy fursuit pics if Trump gets indicted and arrested
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Several weeks ago, I finished my research fellowship, capping 11 years of education and formal training 🥳
Now all I gotta do is find a real job 😬
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Prompt: "mentally challenged and emotionally stunted adult"
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New co-worker: Sorry, what's your name again?
Me: You can call me Fletcher.
New co-worker: Fletcher???
Me: It's my nickname. Half my friends call me Fletcher.
New co-worker: Why Fletcher?
Me: Because that's my wolf name
New co-worker: ......
Me: *shows photos of fursuit*
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I am:
⚪️ gay
⚪️ straight
⚪️ bisexual
⚪️ asexual
🔘 tired and sleepy all the time
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Conservatives are the biggest snowflakes
They fired unvaccinated troops and replaced them with these:
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On the day that
@dogbomb1
passed, 15 other Americans died from ALS, 1,500 died from cancer, and 250 died from Alzheimer's. Only with biomedical research can we tackle these deaths. Donating to ALSA is a good start, but what we really need is more federal funding for research.
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Furries, at 3 am, in the bathroom, on the second day of a fur con:
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PSA: Apparently, someone at
#FurEh2023
is stabbing people with a needle. HIV testing WILL NOT detect anything this soon.
If you were stabbed, you should seek post-exposure prophylaxis for HIV; you must start antiretroviral therapy ASAP to prevent HIV contraction.
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My colleague is a visiting Japanese physician who wants to use our last year's Halloween photo in a presentation to his hometown hospital.
But because I don't want to be mocked as Dr. Werewolf by my Japanese counterparts, I dragged him outside to take a proper photo.
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Random person: Wow that's a really great costume. Where'd you get it?
Me: From a professional costume maker
Random person: Why do you even have something like this?
Me: Do you know what furries are?
Random person: OH MY GOD *walks away immediately*
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This is actually counterproductive. Poor air circulation causes stagnant air in which viral particles can accumulate, increasing the risk of infection. This is why the CDC recommends the use of fans to facilitate room air mixing.
@anthrocon
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Me, on my gay little paws, heading over to do my gay little things
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I JUST SOLD MY SEAT ON AN OVERBOOKED FLIGHT BACK TO DELTA FOR $1500 AND A SEAT ON THE NEXT FLIGHT
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO ANE, ON A SATURDAY. ALL THE WAY TO ANE!!!!!!
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As
#MFF
begins, I just want to remind people about the limits of cons. Please DO NOT:
- Drink too much
- Follow fursuiters to their rooms
- Buy and sell uranium
- Launder money
- Set up a Ponzi scheme
- Set off a gas bomb
- Disrespect attendees or staff
Thanks! Have fun!
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...and I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or in any other fancy way.
#FursuitFriday
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Hi, I would like to purchase one (1) coyote, preferably the display model.
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Gay Death:
1. W̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶a̶y̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶t̶u̶r̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶3̶0̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶g̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶e̶y̶o̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶t̶t̶r̶a̶c̶t̶i̶v̶e̶n̶e̶s̶s̶
2. Death, but gay. Every Pride Month, Death becomes Gay Death and does gay things from June 1st to June 30th.
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Just finished a job interview for a position in the Pittsburgh area where I told the interviewing committee that:
"I visit Pittsburgh every year"
and that
"Pittsburgh is one of my favorite cities"
because of the
"cultural events"
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A "furry convention" in 2015.
We used to be a fandom. A proper fandom.
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The elites don't want you to know this, but the coyotes in your backyard are free; you can just take them.
🐺:
@SchecterWolfe
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I can't be the only person who uses their fursuit body as pajamas
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The coyotes have taken over the stairs
#FursuitFriday
1st 🔺:
@StellarAntares
2nd 🔺:
@LeggyLogi
3rd 🔺:
@PoloYote
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She has arrived. She is here to be a friend. She is here to be a mom.
#FursuitFriday
🦊:
@VXNRGY
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The difficulty of doing a professional photo shoot for
@bluecoyote
and
@FireHazardCat
is that they love fucking around.
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Trying to settle a debate
DO I HAVE A FUCKING BABY FACE????? 🤔
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A serious PSA:
You CANNOT get rabies from merely being in the same room as the bat.
But you MUST get the rabies vaccine RIGHT NOW if you:
1. Got bit
2. Got scratched
3. Fell asleep or woke up in the presence of the bat
The intervention window is very short - don't delay.
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Gym Bro: How was your July 4th?
Me: Great, I was up in Pittsburgh at a furry convention.
GB: My former girlfriend is a furry!
Me: Oh cool, what's her animal character?
GB: I don't think she has one.
Me: How do you know she's a furry then?
GB: She has a butt plug tail.
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Furries: Omg wtf why does Majira get to talk about the fandom?!?! He doesn't represent us!!!
Furry translator: OMG WTF WHY DIDN'T I GET SELECTED TO REPRESENT THE FANDOM?!?! THIS IS HURTING MY PETTY EGO I'M TOTALLY A VICTIM PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!!! *SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY*
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One day I will finally use my prop sword for furry cosplay....one day....
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My wolf came back home. He brought along a new bodysuit too.
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[continued]
New co-worker: Looks good - it's cute
Me: I'M SUPPOSED TO BE TERRIFYING. D:
📷:
@ChatahSpots
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Alright, who is this I just saw in Aurora? Furry Twitter do your thing.
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When you want to get McDonald's but haven't done the laundry yet so you just wear your fursuit body
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It's October, which means it's spooky month. What are you afraid of? Spiders? Snakes? The unrelenting march of time leading us towards an inevitable confrontation with Death?
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I can't believe that I've now been alive for 31 years without ever encountering a werewolf
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Flight attendant 1: What is that animal head for?
Me: It's for cosplaying. I just got back from a furry convention.
FA 2: What do you guys do at a furry convention?
Me: Dress up, do photos, meet friends, hang out, etc.
*ONE HOUR LATER*
FA 2: Do you guys hook up in those?
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Myst was a very kind and gentle soul who made a positive impact on those around him.
I only wish you cared about yourself as much as you cared about others.
You will be missed. RIP
@mystDingo
.
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Please don't leave your trash in the alleyway. It attracts coyotes.
#FursuitFriday
🔺️:
@wuketet
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Me, after tearing out and consuming your heart on the first day of spooki szn
🎨:
@WyomingWeasel
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This is what you get without an HOA:
G(r)ay wolves waving rainbow flags on your lawn during
#PrideMonth
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No time to explain - meet me behind the Waffle House dumpster for the first
#WerewolfWednesday
of 2024
📷:
@CatCandahan
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What is everyone buying with their $1,200 government check?
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GLOBAL WARMING CAUSES EXTREME WEATHER ON BOTH ENDS, INCLUDING INCREASED SNOWFALL AND FRIGID TEMPERATURES IN AREAS THAT DON'T NORMALLY EXPERIENCE COLD.
UNUSUALLY COLD WEATHER PROVES GLOBAL WARMING.
IT DOES NOT DEBUNK IT.
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Ok, time to die. Would you like decapitation or penetrating trauma to the chest?
#FursuitFriday
#Halloween
📷:
@ChatahSpots
🎬:
@ThatManedWolf
✂️:
@mixedcandy
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