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@weenobino
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I believe you.
huge ass tornado in 4 years.
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Blazing-fast image creation – using just your voice. Try Grok Imagine.
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This kind of tweet hits different if you’re like 13 years old.
if you talk to any serious hiker they’re like yes demons are real, make sure you don’t walk along a stream for too long, sometimes a witch trails me for miles, avoid wearing bright colors, and pray being entering the forest. the ancient is still very much alive along the edges.
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A trailer full of farm animals crashed into the side of a mountain near me and exploded and there were just animals scattered across the highway and I like to point out the location to people who come visit me or are new in town.
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My grandma works at the Cracker Barrel and gets verbally abused by other boomers everyday.
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If you call a cop sexy in public he’ll either blush really hard or try to detain you and its a really fun game to play.
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I know a guy on here who gives his dog a bath at weird hours of the night it’s 11pm and he’s giving his dog a full scrub.
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RT @daclaration: Yo bro you wanna hang out later and take things for granted? . Perhaps even not realize we’re living in the good days unti….
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