Louise
@weemethy
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why be a wallflower when you could be a Venus fly trap?
Glasgow, Scotland
Joined June 2009
Right so weird story time. A year ago yesterday I was in aviemore with J’s dad and we met this mental drunk woman in Aldi (J’s dad is cut out the photo because well nobody wants to see him tbh)
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You ever scroll through Netflix looking at only the first show on each section, like nah, nope, nah, don’t fancy that, nope
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Excuse my child’s bedroom it’s not even worth tidying anymore. My house is trashed
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This twitter account meant a lot to me. Mainly because I fancied the guy who ran it. I somehow managed to convince him it would be a good idea to go out with me and be a wee family with me and Jack. It worked and now he’s went and got a big family man job. What a time to be alive
Yesterday I handed in my weeks notice to Drury Street ending my career in hospitality. I’ve worked in this industry for nearly 15 years in every position. From ABC to Rufus and had a great time doing so But I have a young family now and I don’t want to miss (1/2)
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Imagine being a man what a life
Do think it’s funny how men (especially ones who had approximately 3 minutes of airtime on the full series of Love Island) think they can comment on woman’s bodies 🥱
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See if I see one more “dog breaks down in tears after being reunited with xyz” I will lose it. DUGS CANNAE GREET
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Well sorry to everyone who thought I was attractive and now has realised I am NOT.
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Seeeeee like. If I was a functioning alcoholic I just think my life would be so much more fun and easier for me. Not being an arsehole I just really like beer and also like bein friendly
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Todays outfit is inspired by looking like I live in an alpine lodge in Canada
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Does anybody else go through weird stages of their sleep being messed up? I slept so well last night yet I fell asleep for 2 hours at 10:20 this morning and had a NIGHTMARE?!!! And now I can’t get to sleep at all. Why.
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Went round the corner earlier to get Chloe and she hid, then jumper round and shouted “BACK AFF YA SPOOKY BITCH” at me :((((((((
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