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[ drabble • secret dramione • eighth year • pregnancy ]
“I dare say your potion might actually be perfect, Hermione,” Terry Boot’s voice grated on her nerves, but she did her best to reel in her attitude as she packed her bag to leave potions and head to dinner.
“Yeah, it is
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1: hermione secretly gives birth to draco’s child in late june 1998
2: hg gives baby to parents in australia
3: war, etc
4: june 1999: hg fixes parents’ memories
5: hg shows up at dm’s trial with blonde, gray eyed child
6: the wizarding world flips its fucking lid
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“Draco?”
“Yes, Blaise?”
“Please tell me you signed this prenup under duress.”
“No, why?”
“Granger gets every galleon in your vaults if you divorce. And Malfoy Manor is gonna be an orphanage now?”
“Yeah.”
“What did you get?”
“She agreed to marry me. That was all I wanted.”
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[ drabble • dramione • accidental marriage ]
“Ms. Granger,” Minerva McGonagall looked deeply uncomfortable at the two eighth students sitting across from her in her office. “You and Mr. Malfoy are working on a project for Ancient Runes, correct?”
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“Potter, you cannot let Granger see me here.”
“Malfoy,” Harry let the metal door clang shut behind him as he entered Interrogation Room 3. “You’re not exactly in a position to negotiate at the moment.”
“Does Granger know I’m here?”
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“Ms. Granger, is everything okay?”
“Um,” Hermione looked at the headmistress confused by the question. “…Yes?”
“I only ask,” McGonagall shuffled around some parchment on her desk while she figured out how to ask her question, “because Mr. Malfoy turned
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[ drabble * dramione * secret relationship * unplanned pregnancy ]
“Oh, yay,” Theo did a little dance in his seat. “Potter and Weasley are here and they are looking quite sullen. I love when they’re suffering. It’s like a little treat just for me.”
“Unless you’re Granger’s
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‘Hermione Granger-Malfoy, class valedictorian.’”
The severity of the situation washed over Terry Boot in an instant.
“…Malfoy?”
“I’d sleep with one eye open if I were you,” Hermione warned, the smirk widening with every passing moment. “He already fucking hated you.”
[ fin ]
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“Mione, I know you said you needed space but I love you and I’m prepared to wait for you.”
“Ron, I’m pregnant.”
“Oh.”
“I’m keeping it.”
“/Oh./“
“And Malfoy is the father.”
“Wow.”
“I love him.”
“…So I’m gonna go see what Lavender is doing this weekend.”
“Good call.”
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[ drabble • dramione • infidelity ]
“Ron wants to start trying next month.”
Hermione couldn’t bring herself to look at him as she shared this news, so she busied herself with pulling her dress back on.
Still naked on the bed, Draco scoffed, “It’s about time he started trying
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[ drabble • secret eighth year dramione • unplanned pregnancy ]
“…And honestly, I cannot believe you waited three months to tell me.”
Hermione narrowed her eyes at her secret, um, whatever he was. “…What?”
“I just-“ Draco ran a hand through his ridiculously perfect hair.
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hermione jean granger lost her virginity to draco lucius malfoy purely to spite everyone who told her she couldn’t date him.
she’s just as surprised as anyone when she’s wearing his ring on her finger a year later.
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“Once more, the answer is to whether you can move into the Head Girl’s dorm is no, Mr. Malfoy.”
“Headmistress, it’s Mr. Granger now.”
“…What?”
“I adopted her surname when we got married last night.”
“…Is she pregnant?”
“Now why would you think that?”
“…Is she?”
“Yeah.”
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“Dad, I thought Lyra was my full sister.”
“She is, Scorp.”
“Then why was she calling Theo her daddy?”
“What?”
“Last night, I walked past Lyra’s room and she kept calling someone daddy & then I heard Theo call her his baby. Is he her real dad or-“
“…I’m gonna kill him.”
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“My definition of ‘go slow’ doesn’t include getting married a month into dating, Mione.”
“Going ‘in order’ is more important than going slow to the pureblood regime, Gin. Draco needed to be married before his heir is born.”
“…You’re pregnant?”
“He’s quite charming”
“Clearly”
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[ drabble • secret dramione • unplanned pregnancy ]
Harry furrowed his brows in confusion. “So when the curse from Dolohov hit her abdomen… Instead of hurting her, it bounced back on him.”
“Right,” the Healer nodded, glad to finally see Harry grasp the concept.
“But there
new head canon: hermione finding out she’s pregnant during a battle with a leftover death eater after a deadly curse bounces off her belly bc of the fetus’ magical signature
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[ drabble • dramione • secret relationship • unplanned pregnancy ]
“Malfoy has been wearing that godsawful shit-eating grin all morning. I swear it’s worse than usual today,” Harry groaned into the cup of coffee his intern left on his desk. Hermione swung around in her seat
We are collabing
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[ drabble • dramione • eighth year • secret relationship • unplanned pregnancy ]
“Whoa,” Professor Slughorn looked around his normally calm eighth year Potions class, taking stock of who was missing. “Where did Miss Granger and Mr. Malfoy go?”
“Oo,” Theodore Nott threw his
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[ drabble • secret dramione • eighth year • there’s a baby ]
Part 2a
“What a day,” Hermione smiled widely at the sleeping baby in her arms. “It’s so hard to believe we graduated this morning. Feels like a lifetime ago.”
“It kinda is,” Draco moved the blanket so that he
[ drabble • secret dramione • eighth year • pregnancy ]
“I dare say your potion might actually be perfect, Hermione,” Terry Boot’s voice grated on her nerves, but she did her best to reel in her attitude as she packed her bag to leave potions and head to dinner.
“Yeah, it is
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“Malfoy, you have to quit seeking out my dates and introducing yourself as, ‘the father of Granger’s child.’ They never want to go on a second date.”
“Sure thing, Granger.”
“…Really?”
“Just as soon as you quit showing up in my Floo after they leave you wanting more.”
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Slow burn marriage law dramione where they can get divorced when they produce a son but they just keep popping out daughters until they finally admit their feelings
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“An unplanned child is not the end of the world, Draco. Just do as Malfoy men do. Send Granger off with a sizable check. It’s not as if you entered an unbreakable vow or a marriage bond, right?”
“Might have done both of those.”
“What?”
“I really love that girl, Mother.”
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[ drabble • dramione • secret child ]
“But what if I have to-“
“Theo,” Draco threw his quill down on his desk and walked over to the window in his office. “You’re his godfather. You have to come to Scorpius’ seventeenth birthday party.”
“Yeah,” Theo grumbled under his
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“Let me get this straight,” Hermione leaned back in her chair, pressing her eyes shut as she comprehended what Draco had just said. “You told your mother that you can’t marry Astoria because you and I made an unbreakable vow to marry each other one day.”
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[ drabble • dramione • unplanned pregnancy ]
“I just-“ Not usually one to struggle to say what he meant, Lucius shook his head as he collected his thoughts. “Did it seem like Draco was different at Christmas?”
“Mm,” Narcissa hummed, not looking up from her book.
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Don’t get me wrong, I’m a sucker for toxic, bad boy Draco teaching pure Hermione all things carnal, but there is something about experienced, sex-positive Hermione corrupting perfect pureblood waiting-for-marriage Draco that is just *chef’s kiss*
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“Help me out, Draco.”
“Sure thing, Theo.”
“A year ago, you & Granger announced your /amicable/ breakup.”
“Right.”
“But now she’s pregnant.”
“Yes.”
“And you’re beaming, so I can only assume that it’s yours?”
“Correct.”
“Sounds like the break up was a little too amicable.”
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draco at the wedding rehearsal: “i took any chance to be with her. hermione, remember how long it took you to teach me how to conjure a patronus?”
“like a year.”
“i can now confess that snape taught me how in 6th yr. i pretended to not know it to spend time with you.”
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H: “I’m pregnant.” (/This is the part where he’s done with me./)
D: “Okay?” (/Is it mine?/)
H: “Okay.” (/Obviously, it’s his./)
D: “Okay.” (/I guess we’re doing this./)
H: “Okay.” (/Wonder what ‘this’ is./)
D: “I’m free next weekend, wanna get married?”
H, shrugs: “Okay.”
okay but draco and hermione knowing legilimancy and occlumency but both of their egos being so big that they assume they’re the only ones their age that know them so they use legilimancy on each other with no occlumency
talk about a toxic dynamic
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[ drabble * secret dramione * infidelity * unplanned pregnancy * runaway bride ]
Astoria Genevieve Greengrass’ entire life had led up to this day.
At her birth, her mother still laying in bed after pushing her out, her father turned to Lucius Malfoy to start the betrothal
Astoria on the morning of her wedding, overlooking the Malfoy gardens and watching Hermione Granger cry into her fiancé’s chest as Draco kisses her and comforts her and downs his third whisky just to get through the day
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there is just something about draco visiting lucius in azkaban to tell him that his grandchildren wont be pureblooded that is just *chefs kiss*
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[ drabble * secret dramione * eighth year * unplanned pregnancy ]
“I cannot believe I’m late,” Hermione grumbled as she plopped down in the seat Ginny had saved her. Roughly thirty seconds into rummaging frantically in her knapsack for a quill, she realized the NEWT proctor,
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There was no greeting or signature on the letter. It read: “If you’re gonna have kids, they better be mine.”
[ fin ]
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The volunteers at ao3 are really going through it today so what we’re not gonna do is complain about it being it down.
What we are gonna do is donate during their fundraisers.
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[ nsfw // drabble • coworker dramione • unplanned pregnancy ]
“Hm,” Draco hummed as Hermione entered his office, closing the door behind her. “I’m not a whore to be called upon whenever you’re in the mood, you know.”
Instead of turning on her heel as he’d expected, she sat
// nsfw
coworker dramione when hermione cant look draco in the eye after he makes her squirt all over her desk ✨
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“Harry, my worst nightmare is happening right now all because Hermione wouldn’t even let me try to fix things.”
“Ron, you knocked up your assistant.”
“She’s marrying Malfoy!”
“He’s grown up a lot since the war and I think you’d-“
“ON MY BIRTHDAY.”
“Yeah, that was my idea.”
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secret dramione has an unplanned pregnancy & she refuses acknowledge or hide it.
no one has the nerve to ask her abt the bump, but harry is bombarded w/ questions when she’s not around.
eventually, she takes three months off work, comes back w/o the bump & goes on like normal.
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[ drabble • dramione • secret relationship ]
“Granger.”
Even after all those years, she knew exactly who was standing in the doorway of her office, uninvited, yet welcome all the same. She turned around to see him, fifteen years older than the last time they’d met in person.
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“Dramione is fine because Draco gets a redemption arc”
I mean, if he has one that’s cool, but I wanna be very clear that it is not required for me. He can just be a bad person and be fun with Hermione. Hell, she can be a bad person too. That’s fun to read.
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[ drabble • divorced dramione ]
“You came,” Hermione handed Draco a flute of champagne before unceremoniously shooing away his hoard of admirers. “I can’t believe you actually came.”
“You called,” her ex-husband shrugged, seemingly unperturbed by the sudden lack of his
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[ drabble * eighth year dramione ]
“I told you about the Malfoy boy’s crush in confidence,” the portrait of Severus Snape hissed. “To make him Head Boy with her as Head Girl is fulfilling a fantasy of his that has no business being real life.”
“Malfoy and Granger are receiving
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[ social media au ]
[ the crew is meeting up again for the premiere of actor!draco’s movie: the chamber of secrets ]
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[ drabble • dramione • unplanned pregnancy ]
“Draco, what the-“ Narcissa scurried down the main staircase, wrapping her robe around her torso as she went. “Child, it is 2 in the morning.”
“Right,” Draco didn’t look back at his mother and instead drunkenly stumbled into the
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if luna lovegood had ended up with the diary instead of ginny, she would have either fixed tom or accidentally convinced the horcrux to unalive itself.
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[ drabble * dramione * unplanned pregnancy * infidelity ]
“You traitor,” Theo scoffed as he watched his absolutely plastered best mate step through his Floo just after midnight. “You said we were doing dry January! It was your idea!”
“What-” Draco stopped to fight a burp and
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[ drabble • dramione • secret marriage ]
“What do you need, Narcissa?”
Andromeda’s use of her sister’s full first name instead of one of her many nicknames did not go unnoticed by her unexpected visitor. Neither did the fact that no one had invited her into her sister’s home
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[ nsfw ]
“Finally got caught, huh?” Theo watched as Draco put an ice pack on his black eye.
“Mhm.”
“In Weasley’s bed?”
“Yep.”
“What did Granger say when he caught you?”
“Not much.”
“Really?”
“She’s pretty quiet mid-orgasm.”
“…Damn.”
“Totally worth it.”
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“Draco, did you send Ron a thank you note?”
“I did, Granger. My mother raised me to be polite.”
“Is it polite for the card to say, ‘Thanks for fucking it up with Granger. Now I get to wake up to her naked in my bed every morning’?”
“Hah, no. That part just made me laugh.”
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[ drabble •dramione • secret child ]
“I still cannot believe you took this job despite my misgivings,” Theo grumbled as he took a seat next to Draco at the bar at the Three Broomsticks.”I mean, do you want to compared to Severus Snape? Because taking up the post of potions
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“When you got back and told me that you’d had to share a room with Malfoy, I asked you if you two slept together,” DMLE Head Potter glared at his chief detective. “And you-“
“I said no,” Hermione smirked as she rubbed her baby bump. “In my defense, we didn’t exactly sleep.”
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[ drabble • dramione • unplanned pregnancy ]
“Ginevra said I should stop by your office,” Draco looked down at his wrist watch. “I only have half an hour, but-“
Hermione stopped in her tracks, her arms full of books she was putting back on the shelves in her office.
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[ drabble • dramione • unplanned pregnancy scare • implied infidelity, but it’s minor ]
“I guess that’s that’s then,” Hermione buttoned up her shirt before reaching for her jumper.
“I guess so,” Draco held the curtains around her bed in the hospital wing closed behind his
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[ drabble • dramione • unplanned pregnancy • ceo draco • intern hermione • age gap ]
“I can’t say that I get told no very often, Ms. Granger.”
“Perhaps it would do you good to hear it more.”
“Perhaps,” Draco chuckled under his breath after his head of HR left his office
Okay but have we fully delved into the concept of intern hermione getting knocked up by ceo draco?
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[ tw // physical abuse • secret fwb dramione • unplanned pregnancy • infidelity ]
Now that the initial shock of the distress call at Hermione’s flat had worn off and the time for immediate action was over, Harry & Ron had a couple questions.
“So you just had a feeling
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[ drabble ]
SECRET GRANGER-MALFOY CHILD?
by Rita Skeeter
Draco Malfoy, 19, currently on trial for crimes committed as a Death Eater, spent the first hour of his trial being revived after he fainted upon seeing his son for the first time. (1)
1: hermione secretly gives birth to draco’s child in late june 1998
2: hg gives baby to parents in australia
3: war, etc
4: june 1999: hg fixes parents’ memories
5: hg shows up at dm’s trial with blonde, gray eyed child
6: the wizarding world flips its fucking lid
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[ drabble • dramione • unplanned pregnancy • infidelity ]
“Go home.” Harry stood firm, rooted to his post at Hermione’s door, glaring at the irate blonde before him. “I’m sure your wife is wondering where you are.”
“Potter,” Malfoy snarled, a finger pointing at Harry’s chest
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[ drabble • dramione • secret child ]
“If anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be united in holy matrimony, may they speak now or forever hold your peace.”
The priest let a full minute of silence spread throughout the chapel before continuing on
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[ drabble • dramione • eighth year • secret relationship ]
“Hermione?”
Hermione could feel Ginny tentatively entering the eighth year girls’ dormitory, ready to bolt at the first sign of her brother’s fiance, Lavender.
“Dammit,” Ginny grumbled when no one answered her.
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“I told you to move on.”
”You can’t tell me what to do, Malfoy. I’ll wait for you if I want to.”
“Granger, two years is a long time, it’s okay if you-“
“I waited,” Hermione took in the feral glint growing in his eyes at her declaration. “There will never be anyone else.”
Draco and Hermione finally seeing each other after his 2 year sentence in Azkaban. He told her that she didn’t need to wait for him, but no one tells Hermione Granger what to do 😤
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[ drabble • dramione • secret child • part ii ]
“McGonagall didn’t mention you were going to be teaching here when I stopped in over the summer.”
“Ah, she approached me in late August,” Draco explained casually as Hermione Granger took the seat across from his desk.
[ drabble •dramione • secret child ]
“I still cannot believe you took this job despite my misgivings,” Theo grumbled as he took a seat next to Draco at the bar at the Three Broomsticks.”I mean, do you want to compared to Severus Snape? Because taking up the post of potions
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[ drabble • dramione • hansy • infidelity • unplanned pregnancy • a lil violence ]
“It sounds like you and Potter had a nice honeymoon, Pans.”
Draco did everything he could to add warmth to the smile he was faking.
“It still kills you to refrain from calling him Scarhead,
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[ drabble • dramione • secret child ]
The pair sat in pointed silence until Leo ran upstairs to finish his homework. Draco had expected Hermione to busy herself by cleaning up dinner, but she allowed the plates and silverware to go untouched. Instead, she seemed determined to
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[ drabble • nay, a ficlet • dramione • secret child ]
i love when harry rats on hermione to draco for hiding dramione’s love child. a god tier trope, if there ever was one.
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“What kind of idiot doesn’t make sure their girlfriend is on the contraceptive potion, Draco?”
“Granger was on the potion, Theo. I used a sample from the batch we did in class when you were my Potions partner.”
“But we failed that lesson.”
“You’re telling me.”
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“Can I touch it?”
“Of course,” Hermione smiled. “Lyra is really active right now.”
But when Ron’s hand was close to her bump, Draco let out a growl.
“You know what? I’ll just hold the kid when they get here.”
Much to Hermione’s chagrin, Draco snorted. “We’ll see about that.”
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Ms. Granger.”
“No,” Hermione was genuinely horrified. “I can’t. What if I-“
“What if you fall in love?” McGonagall interjected. “My dear, against all odds,
you won a war. Don’t you think you deserve a great love story?“
[ fin ]
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“They’ll break up.”
That’s what people told Ron when Hermione & Draco started dating.
But then, it turned into, “That’ll be a messy divorce.”
Further along it was, “Wow, I feel sorry for their kid.”
At the end of his life, the only thing broken was Ron Weasley’s naive heart.
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[ drabble • dramione • marriage law ]
“So this is it then.”
The finality of their situation settled in as Draco held the quill, ready to let his signature undo the union the Ministry had forced upon them after the war.
Hermione nodded grimly. “This is it.”
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[ drabble • dramione • infidelity • secret child ]
“You were supposed to meet me.”
Hermione Jean Granger didn’t know what she expected when she heard a knock on the door to her seaside cottage, but a tired Draco Malfoy wasn’t even on her radar.
“I know,” she attempted to
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“I’m not sure what I’m being accused of now, Headmistress, but it wasn’t me.”
“So Ms. Granger was lying when she told Madam Pomfrey that you’re the reason she’s in labor right now?”
“Oh, /that/… That one actually was me.”
“Get to the hospital wing, Mr. Malfoy.”
“On my way.”
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laughed. “The old magic is not to be trifled with.”
“Fuck me,” Hermione threw her head back and groaned.
McGonagall’s reply to a curse word being uttered in her office was, “I was under the impression that Mr. Malfoy already did.”
[ fin ]
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Part 2B
“Did you see the new class rankings?” Draco stretched before pulling off his shirt, his wife already settled into their bed for the weekend at the Hog’s Head. “Think you got the top spot
[ drabble • secret dramione • eighth year • pregnancy ]
“I dare say your potion might actually be perfect, Hermione,” Terry Boot’s voice grated on her nerves, but she did her best to reel in her attitude as she packed her bag to leave potions and head to dinner.
“Yeah, it is
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“I told Ron,” Hermione confessed quietly after Draco sat down on the other end of the bench in the courtyard. Neither made a move to close the space between them.
Barely loud enough for her to hear, Draco
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*theo and harry awkwardly sitting at the bar bc hermione told them they should try to be friends*
theo: is it true that you knocked up ginevra the same day you ended you-know-who?
harry: [sighs] yeah
theo: nice! take a life, make a life. amirite? wait, where are you going?
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[ drabble • dramione ]
“Potter.” Malfoy’s greeting was harsh, angry. Like he didn’t want to be there, even though they both knew that he’d consented to the meeting.
Harry, a man on a mission, chose to not point out that fact and instead met Malfoy’s greeting in equal measure.
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“Welcome home.”
“I wasn’t expecting visitors,” Hermione tried to close the door, but Malfoy’s foot kept it open. “You can come back later.”
“So you can have time to hide your, nay, /our/ secret?”
“What?”
“Seven years is long enough, Granger. I want to meet my kid. Now.”
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tis a fact that dramione ghosting everyone immediately post war and popping back up to announce their elopement because they weren’t interested in hearing everyone’s opinions before the ceremony is a trope that will actually never be overdone
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[ drabble ]
“Wow,” Ron gasped as he looked between Hermione and Draco. “You two really have a baby together.”
“That we do,” Hermione chuckled before motioning to Ron that he could hold little Leo.
“I’m sorry, Mione. Did you clone that Malfoy or something? The kid doesn’t look
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[ drabble * dramione * infidelity * baby daddy drama ]
“Hold on,” Hermione took off her glasses and rubbed her eyes. “You’re telling me that my thirteen year old daughter was so upset at her father and me for not signing her Hogsmeade form- A decision we did not make lightly,
Okay but romione’s 13yo daughter gets in a fight with her parents so she does a dna test comparing her to hinny’s child and uh oh, they’re not biologically related so she concludes that she’s adopted but there’s pics of hermione being pregnant w her soooooooooooooooooooooooo
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draco malfoy is a pureblood that hates his upbringing so he definitely has a breeding kink that clashes dramatically with his deep-seated fear of becoming his father
“oh, you’re pregnant.” (excited, proud) followed immediately by “oh, you’re pregnant.” (terrified, nauseous)
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i love the idea of draco giving up his inheritance only to find out that hermione is fucking loaded and didn’t tell him because she wanted to make sure he was in it for the right reasons.
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[ drabble • dramione • eighth year ]
“Don’t worry if your potion didn’t change colors,” Slughorn’s voice boomed over the massive Potions seminar. In McGonagall’s attempts to make Hogwarts less miserable for the older students, she shifted their core subjects to seminars held
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[ drabble • secret dramione • unplanned pregnancy ]
“I need you to be my best friend,” Hermione stood next to her normal seat at the Potters’ dinner table, her plate pre-filled to her specifications.
Harry eyed her suspiciously as he slowly brought a bite of green beans to
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“So Harry is Theo’s emotional support Gryffindor?” Hermione eyed Draco suspiciously as they watched the grooms dance.
“Yeah, Blaise has Ginevra, Pansy has Longbottom, Goyle has Lavender, Daphne has Cormac.”
“Am I-“
“Yes, Granger,” he pulled her in for a kiss. “You’re mine.”
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“What a headline!” Pansy read aloud. “Newly divorced Hermione Granger debuts baby bump at gala… The new addition isn’t a Weasley…”
Narrowing her eyes, Pansy said, “I’m going to regret asking this, but was it you, Draco? Are you Granger’s secret baby daddy?”
“…Maybe.”
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[ drabble • dramione • forced(?) marriage ]
“Smile, Granger,” Draco looked around the room as the pair twirled in the center, everyone watching for cracks in the facade. “The deal isn’t done yet.”
“Oh, please,” Hermione waved him off, but plastered a smile on her face
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secret dramione planning to run off before a marriage law goes into effect but then they get paired up and they have to pretend that they’re so upset about it
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i like dramione more than theomione because theo can be happy with harry or pansy or daphne or fleur, but draco? his one true love is hermione jean granger.
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tw // mcd
Narcissa: “So Draco was with you when he passed.”
Hermione: “Mhm.”
N: “Do you remember his last words?”
H: “Mhm.”
N: “They were…?”
H: “…”
N: “Sorry, didn’t catch that.”
H, mortified: “He said, ‘If this is how I die, so be it. Be a good girl & ride my face.’”
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eighth year when harry wants to tell gin about tent sex in the name of honesty and hermione agrees bc she secretly hopes ron will overreact and dump her, freeing her to guiltlessly spend more time cultivating an unexpected friendship with her potions partner, malfoy.
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"This," Draco pointed to Lyra's protruding stomach, "happened because..."
"There was only one bed when we were stranded in Rio," James Potter repeated.
"How many times are you going to need to hear the story?" Hermione sighed.
Draco glared at everyone. "Until it makes sense!"
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[ drabble • dramione ]
“I should leave,” Hermione muttered when she found Draco in the furthermost booth at the pub he’d invited her too.
“You shouldn’t have come,” he corrected.
She slid into the seat across from him with a trepidation she rarely let people see anymore.
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“Ron, it’s time to move on from Hermione.”
“Is she dating again, Harry?”
“I don’t know if what I heard her doing in Malfoy’s bed is dating…”
“Wait. What were you doing in the dungeons?”
“Not Theo Nott.”
“Fuck, do I have to date a snake now too?”
“Honestly, I recommend it.”
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