game of deadlock so bad i removed my friend on all platforms

no longer humble i love myself rn

im all clean

after so many weeks this sweater still has scent left in it and i get a hint as i clean my apartment and i almost cry bc im so happy ;,.,;

god my counter's a mess thank god i finally have a day off

dry-jerking with 40 grit

de-feminizing my penis with sandpaper

national girlfriend's sweater day

old gote draw while I work on comms and her comic :33

i havent looked att this account's drafts in months

the problem with eating for my boobs to grow is that my tummy also grows

whatever. piss_moder

I wouldn't be super irritated if I wasn't already late coming out of work and needing to get my wife's food a completely different place

placed my order at the location I ended up at. They told me it would be like 15 minutes. Waited 30. They never called it. Ask what I'm waiting on. Tell him my order. They go oh! Oops. And hand me my order.

uhggghhh im frustrated

went to the entirely wrong costco because i wasnt paying attention to the map

"reddit brain" ==> radical Tender ideology

using "steven universe" as a pejorative is kind of goated

"we can always tell"

if im being nice to myself, i really like my collarbone and shoulders