The 10 Commandments of a True Crypto Degen (Unwritten rules every degen follows) If you’re in this game for the adrenaline, the memes, and the moonshots… This one’s for you. A thread for the real ones: 🧵👇

Yesterday was fun! Merry Christmas 🎁🎄 people. 🚀🚀

I achieved so much of my body goal this year. 🫡 Low body fat: 12% ✅

Merry Christmas family and friends.

I asked for help today. It sucks.

Me wey I dey face hard time dey lean, my gym buddies talk say I dey cut and shredded. https://t.co/dAjv3VCC6x

I’m gon get Wetin I need o.

“I don’t like calls o but with you everything feels different.” Drop me 🤣

Life as an adult is really crazy. Processing multiple emotions at once.

Fuck it! I got promoted into a boyfriend position 😭😭😭 sad

How do you end the call when speaking with an adult? 🌚

I still have a long way to go.

Smart enough to always send my babe the money I owe her separately before the main check. To avoid story that touches.

The more I learn the more I realize how little I know.

It’s so sad. Still grateful for everything tho.

It’s my birthday today!

I Dey drop lines for stand up 🤣🤣 “You are having issues with react, how did he react when you reached out? 😭😭😭

Taiye Taiwo ☺️ I know you have a lot on your plate. Can I lick it? 🙈

Do guys crash out like girls?

Hard 🚀

I like girls. They have audacity.