Thinking about the time oomf forgot the word for “pedestrians” and said “streetwalkers”.

I've used Mac for years and only today did I switch from Chrome to Safari .

Introducing Grok Imagine.

brutalism in graphic design: sleek, deliberate, sexy.brutalism in architecture: fugly concrete box of mildew and despair.

fruit has no calories. AFFIRM.

Kim’s daughter is named North.Kim (jong un).North (korea).What did she mean by this?.

Refusing to get Botox bc I need full range of motion to hit the 🤨 and 🥴.

thanks for fixing my pantry 🌽@Masa_Chips

People will literally buy an IKEA Allen wrench if u put a jump ring on it and tell them Hailey Bieber is wearing it on her purse. I know what I’m doing for my next grift now that the kindle unlimited AI erotica TAM is fully tapped.

NYT paywalled the mini crossword omg??? Out of all their games, why are they nickel and diming over the one that takes like 47 seconds??? Their greed sickens me.

I don’t think all disagreement is bad btw and I welcome it!!! the issue is when it’s all the time & over stupid shit.

annoying ppl have hijacked the word “contrarian”. someone who takes a minority position on principle is NOT the same as “guy who reflexively disagrees with everything you say”.

It’s such a consistent tell bc it’s a subconscious process.

nothing reveals secret animosity faster than proxy war over trivial shit. you can say something as simple as “it’s nice out rn” and the friend who lowkey hates u will be like “ackshually it’s supposed to be humid in 6 hours”. the pedantry is not about objectivity as much as it is.

waiting for the melatonin + magnesium glycinate to hit me

is the plural of quirk chungus . quirk chungi.

(Not saying I’m above it I’m a zoomer woman ofc I have a few Shrek fungus behaviors).

the millennial “Quirk Chungus” has evolved into its zoomer variant, which I like to call the Shrek Fungus. traits include:. -dressing up as Pitbull for Halloween with a bald cap = peak comedy.-“quirky” tapestries (like the one pictured).-ending every msg with “hope this helps!”

(I say this jokingly. I’m glad I had to hold my nose and swallow down cabbage and roti way past the point of fullness bc now I can go to a restaurant and order something other than fries and nuggets).

I’m the tiniest bit jealous of picky eaters. Some ppl were never held hostage at the dinner table until they cleaned up their entire plate as a kid and it shows.

Which sadistic fucks at TikTok are putting mukbang content on my fyp minutes after I googled how to get Retatrutide.