randomcontrol
@wasteofaface
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Storyteller with a passion for stories
Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2011
Confusing my dad with questions like “is this a knicks game or a movie about a knicks game?”
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This and a goblet of NA spirits. Rosalia playing in the background of course!
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fool me once no problem. fool me twice I start to like it!
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being a video hoe in ur thirties
i haven’t seen anyone mention how one of the ppl stripping in the guess mv is the waitress from the 360 mv 😭
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i know i have a problem because i’m too scared to tell this guy on facebook marketplace i don’t want his lamp anymore so i keep just asking random questions about it
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Find my friends app should have a camera. And a treat dispenser
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when the hairdresser gives me the exact haircut i asked for
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my whole life.. people always ask me if i have an “extra iPad” lying around.. never owned even one iPad might i add..
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am i the only one who felt low key bad for Elmo on last night’s episode of sesame street?
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People point at the moon and u just have to just be like whoaa
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