alexXx 𝘄𝗮𝗿つ
@wartzus
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Joined December 2018
whats a good place to go to for a day in the IDF? i need to get away from this city
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HO. LY. SHIT. I just went to Walmart. I said, I’d like to buy these oranges. Seems simple right? They said, “Let me weigh this.” HO. LY. FUCK. The register WEIGHS the oranges. 🤯 This way if you get two small ones or one big one, you pay the SAME. PRICE. This. changes.
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they should only allow those Pure Of Soul to buy used nintendo 3dses
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buy up all the stocks of pony music the markets looking good
🐺 "SNARL AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!" 🐺 OUT NOW. https://t.co/quyBPMGTFY — Pre-order mixtape: https://t.co/YwPgbacxI8 Stream/Buy Song: https://t.co/Z9wdvyHDkE — 🎵 Music by me 🎤 Vocals by me 🎨 Cover art by @partydogge
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id be a bridge under your feet creaking until forever broken maybe i should grow my hair out again
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the first and only single is called "SNARL AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!". the cover art was done by @partydogge. it will premiere tomorrow at 10AM PDT. link in reply.
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dude just had a breakdown cuz i took 3 10-minute smoke breaks and a half hour lunch break. in 9 hours. he spent half the day using chatgpt making presentations for a loan on a second coffee shop. not part of his job btw. Haha.
they should lowkey kill my coworker
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lowkey being sans-papiers is worse than the abuse i went through when i was a child and lowkey this job makes me want to kill myself every day and also lowkey i will not find another job because of the first fact of this sentence. lowkey
they should lowkey kill my coworker
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listen buddy, im a feminist. sex is only allowed (begrudgingly) between a man and a woman with the peepee in the hooha strictly for reproduction within the context of marriage. as god designed.
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(ghostwriting tweets for helga) cockroach pussy got me acting kafkaesque *dutch angle selfie in 15 layers of clothes*
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si qlqn vends son ticket a los thuthanaka a la bourge de commerce je veux bien l'acheter svp
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a regular started talking to me in english to tell a story cuz he thought i dont know the word clavicular... #frogged #cortisolbaited
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Jackpot, NV
What Is The Cultural Capital Of The United States?
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might be living like the guys in Friends soon which is obviously the best way to live
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