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Warren Evans

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Veganism, The Simpsons, etc.

Jacksonville, Florida
Joined September 2010
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@warrenxevans
Warren Evans
7 years
Are you actually even in the NBA if you don’t have a tattoo of wings or the first letter of your city on fire?
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Warren Evans
9 years
Just crushed a homerun on MLB The Show with the homie @BrianDozier.
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Warren Evans
9 years
Vegan Straight Edge now and forever. Some things can not be ruined.
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@suntouchhouse
SUNTOUCH HOUSE
9 years
Ringling circus closed, Cowboys lost and No Restraint wrote a new song. It was a good weekend for the world
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Warren Evans
9 years
Some of the things I'm hearing about Mississippi right now absolutely crush me. Becomes harder and harder to tell people I'm from there.
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Warren Evans
9 years
My favorite band to come out in a very long time.
@CameronNunez
Cameron Nunez
9 years
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Warren Evans
9 years
The world is doing to social media what racist relatives did to Facebook.
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Warren Evans
9 years
I'm 30. That's weird.
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Warren Evans
9 years
"Yo, who down to jump a clown tonight?" - A little kid next door talking to his friends
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Warren Evans
9 years
Last nights debate: Moderator: What is your plan to fix this issue? Trump: This other plan is a disaster made by Hillary's friends. Emails!
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@suntouchhouse
SUNTOUCH HOUSE
9 years
Because of her past I can't be stern to my dog without her thinking I'm going to beat her up. If you abuse animals please off yourself ASAP
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@warrenxevans
Warren Evans
9 years
Just saw a redneck with 'MURICA across the back of his truck. I guess he doesn't get the joke.
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Warren Evans
9 years
I'm going to count how many times I see someone dab at this @Jaguars game.
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@warrenxevans
Warren Evans
9 years
When will we live in a world where avocado or guac isn't extra if you take off mayo or cheese?
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Warren Evans
10 years
Piebald >
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Warren Evans
10 years
Abuse of Power just crushed it. One of the best new bands I've seen in years.
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Warren Evans
10 years
I always try to use Twitter more, and then I forget again. Either way, here is a badass picture of PeeWee:
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Warren Evans
10 years
It's always kinda weird when straight edge people turn into non-straight edge/sad lyric in bio people.
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Warren Evans
10 years
I can't remember the last time something made me laugh as hard as the "Science, huh? Ain't it a thing?" bit on Rick and Morty.
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Warren Evans
10 years
I can't stop listening to this Culture Abuse LP. I'm sorta out of the loop, but if this isn't hyped, it should be.
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