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@warrenkluck
Warren Kluck
4 months
I like going to Waffle House, pretending that I can't decide what to order and then seeing how many fans of wordplay are at the table.
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4 days
Bish we are NOT on speaking terms….
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Warren Kluck
4 days
DVD sales are climbing as Gen-Z continues to embrace physical media. My advice to the youth is to not fall for the promises of an "unrated and totally out of control" version of any comedy. They were very much rated and in control.
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Warren Kluck
4 days
Health experts claim eating 30 plants a week can improve gut health. I can usually only manage that the Sunday they let you take home all the poinsettias after the Christmas cantata.
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Trader Joe’s has introduced new Thai Style Yellow Curry Flavored Potato Chips, available in six-ounce bags for $3. All of the flavor of Thailand without any of the side eye of telling your coworkers you're taking a solo trip there!
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Warren Kluck
9 days
I wear a lot of Dickies work pants. Not because I need durable workwear but because I am horribly addicted to belt loops.
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Warren Kluck
12 days
Thailand has started using birth control on elephants in the wild to try and curb a growing population problem. Obvious question here: How do they get the Hey Dudes on the elephant?
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12 days
McDonald's Canada has teased a collaboration meal with Drake. Probably gonna be a kids meal.
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18 days
Lunch of champions.
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Warren Kluck
19 days
Hershey’s is celebrating the  Winter Olympics with a new limited-edition treat—Chocolate Medals made from its classic milk chocolate. Congratulations to me for winning the gold in needing to move up a size at Old Navy.
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Warren Kluck
19 days
A new survey reveals that 34% of American car owners feel embarrassed about their vehicle’s interior state. I am. My van has got this big awful thing that sits right behind the steering wheel....
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Warren Kluck
20 days
Necesito saber, ¿esa boda fue real? Además, este juego es un auténtico aburrimiento...
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Warren Kluck
20 days
Please tell me that wedding was real!!!! #SB60 #SuperBowl
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Warren Kluck
23 days
The Super Bowl is finally here. The Over/Under on this actually being "the last beer I can have tonight" is 6.5. Get in now because that could go to 8 after halftime.
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Warren Kluck
23 days
Adults typically have four true loves, including sports teams, pets, and vacation spots. Some nights I'll lie awake in bed,  wondering if the Arch Deluxe is out there thinking about me.
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Warren Kluck
1 month
Upon further review this may be one of the dumber things I have posted on here.
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Warren Kluck
1 month
Nearly half of companies plan to use “peanut butter” salary increases in 2026, spreading pay raises evenly across all employees rather than rewarding based on performance. I hope they spread mine on the shower wall so I can be distracted while they cut my nails.
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Warren Kluck
1 month
Krispy Kreme and Hershey’s have joined forces again to launch a new version of the Chocomania Collection. For the first time, Krispy Kreme doughnuts are glazed with Hershey’s chocolate. Chocomania is also the reason Count Chocula always uses a condom.
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Warren Kluck
1 month
Just watched Bugonia. Easily one of the more insane movies I’ve ever watched. 10/10 WTF
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Warren Kluck
1 month
Dating app users are abandoning small talk for immediate discussions about politics, religion, and core values in a trend called “hot take dating.” You can probably even skip all this with just a quick look at each other's hat collection.
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Warren Kluck
1 month
Research tracking adults across four US cities for three decades reveals people need twice the recommended weekly exercise to effectively control blood pressure. In addition to weight lifting and the elliptical I have also added around the clock financial dog paddling....
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