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PhD, MPH | ☧ | Influenza, ducks and the way. The disdain for the Oxford comma was intentional. Postdoc at St. Jude, views my own.

Memphis, TN
Joined January 2014
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Walter Harrington
5 years
Got flu questions? Check out my answers to some of the most common flu questions here!
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7 days
There are three bird seasons open in Tennessee, and I am an active participant in none of them. 😔.
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13 days
4yo: "You starts with a U!". Me: "Well, no, actually 'you' starts with a y.". 4yo: "Why?". Me: "And that actually starts with a w. English is an interesting language buddy.".
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1 month
I am speaking at #ASV2025. Please check out my talk if you're attending the event! - via #Whova event app ⁦@AmerSocVirol
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Why is it always silly goose, and never silly duck?.
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4 months
4yo: what’s that?.Me: it’s a duck taxidermy mount.4yo: like, does it drive ducks over to places?. He doesn’t know it, but his dad jokes are already shaping up nicely.
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5 months
On a scale of 1 to “I want to sleep inside my pillow case tonight”, how insane are your children?.
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6 months
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6 months
The funny thing about this is that this song came out at the tail end of CD player popularity.
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6 months
*we millennials as grandparents*.“You kids and your music these days, you don’t even know what a real, time-tested, classic is.” *pulls out archaic CD player*. RAH RAH OOO LA LA LA.
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7 months
But have you heard the sound of a hooded merganser? I was not expecting to hear that. Hypothetically. If that's what I actually was doing. Which it isn't.
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Walter Harrington
7 months
What do I do when I'm traveling for work and I get back to the hotel at night? Umm, definitely not look up what sounds different ducks make. in case you were wondering. Not that. Definitely.
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Walter Harrington
8 months
Neil deGrasse Tyson. I'm talking about Neil deGrasse Tyson.
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8 months
New Year's deniers be like "January 1st is just an arbitrary date that holds no astronomical significance.".
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8 months
Us: *Listening to AC/DC's Thunderstruck*. Hank: "That sounds like Donald [duck]!".
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8 months
Wife: “What are you doing? You seem chipper.”. Me: *definitely not thinking about bird flu…* 🙃.
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8 months
RT @yungchomsky: bird flu? Uh yeah, I sure hope it did.
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9 months
RT @outbreakupdates: The birth of a pandemic is so quiet you might miss it. A silent seed planting itself in the world, set to grow into s….
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9 months
DOGE? This timeline is so unserious.
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