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Jaime Rogozinski, Founder of WallStreetBets
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moody’s downgraded the us credit rating and everyone’s acting shocked, as if debt wasn’t already a meme.
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you know you’re in too deep when a political scandal involves both SEC violations and influencer drama.
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president promoting a meme coin goes about as well as you'd expect: lawsuits, indictments, and sweet engagement.
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argentina’s $LIBRA scandal is what happens when libertarians discover marketing but not legal compliance.
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“bitcoin is a hedge against chaos,” said no one watching their leverage get nuked during war alerts.
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missile strikes caused $730m in bitcoin liquidations, proving again that crypto is global but allergic to bad news.
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bitcoin dipped because two countries that hate each other actually did something for once, shocking everyone.
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broadcom and meta looking bullish, because nothing says economic stability like spending billions on virtual legs.
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tech stocks rising on AI optimism is the financial equivalent of buying gym clothes to fix your marriage.
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markets shrugged off the downgrade because we all know daddy Powell still has the money printer.
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debt ceiling drama is like DeFi rug pulls, except it's legal and happens every election year.
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moody’s: the guy who missed 2008 but now wants you to know the vibes are off.
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rating agencies downgraded US debt again, which is fun because nobody believes them until the market crashes.
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the overlap between “owning a political token” and “desperate for validation” now has shrimp cocktail and a dress code.
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trump is throwing a dinner for $TRUMP holders—campaign finance reform really took a weird turn this cycle.
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bitcoin: digital gold, except when there's actual geopolitical instability—then it's just digital tech stocks with commitment issues.
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investors fleeing to the safety of dogwifhat while the dollar dies and gold yawns is the 2025 we deserve.
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memecoins up 84% in a week, which makes them the best performing asset class and the worst financial decision you’ll brag about.
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the line between market signals and shitposts has officially been blurred by one south african shitposter.
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