Public Servants
@waitandhate
Followers
999
Following
21
Media
16
Statuses
367
I put food on the table to put food on the table. Real time waiter tweets.
Joined April 2012
0
1
2
Our waiter just correctly guessed I want my steak medium rare so I said well done and thus began our very own Who's On First routine.
0
28
73
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with Bull" -W.C Fields #waitandhate #servercode
0
0
3
When parents try to get their kids to order and you're busy as sh*t! #waitandhate #justorderforthem
0
0
4
Nothing smells worse than the shoes of a server. #worsethanshit #worsethanpuke #fungusoncorns #callingDr.Scholls #waitandhate
0
0
4
Why do I always get stuck closing with the over-dramatic server who cries all the time? #notagain #gonnabealongnight #waitandhate
0
0
3
@waitandhate I cook for and serve to about 200 people a day. I know exactly what you mean.
0
1
0
The irony of this job is that I feed everyone despite always being starving and malnourished. #waitandhate
2
2
8
I can't wait to quit so I can use this uniform to clean my toilet. #ReduceReuseRecycle #waitandhate
0
1
2
0
2
4
If you think that you can treat your server like shit, then maybe you should go and love yourself. #bieber #fuckyourself #waitandhate
0
2
5
If you're an adult who orders a kid's meal, with all due respect, go and die. #waitandhate
2
1
5
0
2
3