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˚❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ Balamba !

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Since audiomack ficking hates me for gaming their system too well and making dancehall mixes that touched the heart of many people I decided to release part too of the alive and the seal/ alive and the CGI monks series early out of spite
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@poopswag34 You know he whipped that Thang and it changed her whole damn outlook on life
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@rapedbyghosts Just making him cry and being like WE WUZ JUST PLAYÌN
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@autixcx The department of defense
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@autixcx Every night school chick's first question when being arraigned for man slaughter.
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Found the best tweet of all time again
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You guys say this shit about every nicotine product.
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Nicotine pouches are the ‘new, trendy thing’ — but minors are getting hooked
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@_gvg_2 The shakes is fuckin craxy
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@DoctorCumFart I wonder if he intended to troll Vance because of his YouTube skits.
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Redbull should come in a 40oz and only cost a $1.
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Your face looks like it evolved to eat shellfish
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The only vaccine is meth
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The native american used every part of the smurf
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@DoctorCumFart Are we sure she isn't blind too?
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@shwauby They ILLEGALLY evicted him.wheres his formal notice from the sherriff...😭
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@autixcx Damn. A 30 year old would never fuck me. 💔
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@DoctorCumFart He is or was in jets group autistic boys money clan
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I got scammed by an indian call center out of my telegram glock switches, mushrooms, and PCP. They also hacked my instagram and i need a counter hacker to delete all this pornography off my page and computer.
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@GaySexScaresMe What if he's skinnyfat and his mom says he doesn't have autism and shower sometimes :(
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@faustianwigger You can find Bill Nye at the masonic lodge in South Pasadena
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GapingCon 2024's first panelist announced
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I unironically fuckinf wish I was him. Maybe then you'd love me. Jk, you don't have to love me. It would probably just be nice to live as an Easter island head inside a box for customers to ogle and pass on because it's far too expensive for a lawn gnome type beat
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@junker_jo She's a german bureaucrat and a former teacher
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@HyperslaveJr This is crazy as well
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I literally can only fuck quirky bitches I have a sickness and if I ever get evaluated I'm gonna end up spemd8ng the rest of my days in abandoned Frankenstein pysch ward castle where some old guy shocks my penis with a rod to check if I'm still alive,
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you have to spend the rest of your life with one these types. till death do you part. which one?
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@CiaKids Gonna start asking every women I ever meet for their of limk
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The irony bros hate me.. BAP stole my philosophy, and Sam Hyde forgot about me once they turned wigger.
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It's kinda fucking insane that this is all real
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Crazy how u let those environment scumbags do whatever the fuck they want even thought the paintings are usually protected. Almost like you are collaboration with these stupid fjcking dweebs organizatioms
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Museum worker hangs up his own painting hoping for a big break, gets fired instead
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I'm just gonna work at McDonald's and spend all my money on increasingly more potent and bizarre delta 8 analogs until my Elsa Spiderman YouTube blows up
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@CiaKids RUN NIGGA RUN THE FUCK HE WAITING FOR??
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The federal reserve literally works with the same framework so there's absolutely no reason to be making fun of her.
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“Why don’t we just print more money?” “We cut down more trees, print more money, not let inflation go up, we don’t just give it away, but we print it and then we aren’t in debt no more” 🔊
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hardvapour is for the children
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@werewolfhair I'm so sorry to hear that. I will pray for her. Take all the time you need to heal. I love you tons, if u ever need anything don't be afraid to reach out. Stay strong.
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@HVY_WSH @lundlutra Good luck Bro i believe they will pick you 👌
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@stainfool Thank God you posted this image. Legit my aesthetic.
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I don't even fuckonf know what you mean by this.
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Imagine a white girl in lululemon and uggs doing this with buffalo. there is so much wonder still left on the table in this world
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My life is a fucking disaster. Im too old for this.
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Huge trucker protest on the 2b2t Minecraft server that's severely affecting the US supply chain. More at 11.
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plastic is the material hell consists of
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@poopswag34 Modafinil/armodafinil are great for getting shit done with little whiplash. It's pure productivity so it's not all buzzy like adderall. Can be expensive but you can find indian generic brands.
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@funnygamedev Getting rid of random barrels in any shooter video game is heresy
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Sees a photo of my hot professor on Instagram
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@DoctorCumFart The hole does not exist so long as it's covered. Jason and Jet can't get mad at him he's immune.
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Excuse me for a moment
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@gracefurby He can spot feds a mile away. He probably haz binoculars.
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My fat ass could not work at the unidentified carcasses reserves.. 💀
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Lego Ninjago was my slave name
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Guy who's so bad at getting pussy because he's wholesome
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OK white Boi go off 🗿💅
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One night this chick was masturbating over skype and she caught me staring at myself in the camera and that was basically the whole relationship in a nutshell.
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An account called So Fucking Interesting posting about QAnon in 40 years from now.
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I'm back. Got banned for like 5 or 6 days. I'm a changed man. I'm worse now. I became racist on my old Twitter I have school friends as mutuals on.
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"we're gonna recognize the social class system..." YOU LOSE! GOOD BYE SIR!
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None of these people are “white trash”. They are edgy liberals. White trash people do heroin and steal from their family.
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YOU FOOL!!!!
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Almost 30 is young :)
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They wouldn't let me join the IDF because i refused to stop eating bacon strips i concealed in my uniform during training
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His people.. 🥺
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No running water. Sleeping on the ground. No roof overhead. Hungry... And they couldn't be happier!
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Sorry to tell you this for the first time but this has always been the fascination with the climb
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Things are going to get really weird. There is going to be an entire genre of videos born of people dying on everest. This was an attempted rescue. This person passed away shortly after.
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Turns out the real ghost of Kyiv is the friends we made along the way
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The information about the death of the The Ghost of #Kyiv is incorrect. The #GhostOfKyiv is alive, it embodies the collective spirit of the highly qualified pilots of the Tactical Aviation Brigade who are successfully defending #Kyiv and the region.
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George Takei I am requesting from you $1000000 in unmarked bills
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Americans: We can endure higher prices for food and gas if it means putting the screws to Putin. Consider it a patriotic donation in the fight for freedom over tyranny.
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NEW: North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un cries as he tells women to have more babies
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Mom gonna bring home mcdonald :)
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I'm back mudderfucker. Successfully appealed yet ANOTHER report after a 7 day for these two luls. I've been so fuckinf lonely. Whoever tweet searched and reported (if it is one of you..) should just block me. Nothing more downright disgusting than reporting obvious jokes.
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Somebody definitely reported me.
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So does anyone know why everyone is shadowbanned
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I don't like shit I don't go outside
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We are literally living in what historians will later call the Chinese Afghani fentanyl meþhametamine captagon wars.
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A special message from lindyman to you
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I fuck like this
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I live off of nothing and im in a hole. I have fucked 0 teenagers. I can only afford to take 15-25mg of meth per day in this economy. I've never seen a Saudi in the flesh, thank God. I am a student of the earth the trees and the sky.
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Analog horror is when your rape is super grainy
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my insta and google accounts got hacked.
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My autistic son keeps pointing his gun at the computer whenever he sees a picture of Dasha
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As it turns out ICP standed for something else a little too insane for the media, illicit child po-
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Hanging myself in the girls locker room after getting bullycided by former band girls who told me slenderman was real
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Some guy in a crusader fit is going to beat you with a dull iron sword for your insolent gooning
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No, we will NOT leave your bedroom. In our watch, you will not: • Use contraception • Engage in unnatural acts • Be polyamorous • Neglect your spouse • Use pornography Marriage is not a private affair between two persons; it is a Sacrament that must be respected.
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