You can call me V
@vspearson85
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Married with 4 kids and a dog. Writes very strange stories. When in darkness, make light. She/Her. #CultOfV
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One of the best bits of being a writer is calmly discussing ways of disposing of a body in a crowded room of people who don't know you write
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"I think Corbyn is a bit of a wanker, so I voted to kill disabled people, trap children in abusive households and scrap my own healthcare."
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Worth noting that a French court ruled last year that
#MarineLePen
couldn't sue people for calling her a fascist, because she is one.
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Their children died. They lost everything they had. They said this would happen.
But yeah, how dare they enter their Town Hall.
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Help I'm stuck on a rainy island full of plastic fascists who want to go to war with Spain over a rock and spent half a billion on passports
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@JoyceCarolOates
He was probably quite a bad husband to the wife he stabbed at a party when she referenced his mistress. When people tried to help her he said "don't touch her, let the bitch die."
Idk that seems like pretty bad husband territory to me 🤷🏼♀️
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Type "I secretly want to___" and let autocorrect expose you.
Mine is:
I secretly want to be a good thing
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2020 has messed me up so bad I'm scared to click on the Terry Pratchett trend in case he has died again
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@TitPostLeft
Tonsillitis is like really contagious tho? My eldest nearly died as a baby when repeated misdiagnosis of it lead to septicaemia. And have they never heard of covid?
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Not to sound like an extremist hard lefty or anything, but I dont actually want to live in a country where police are allowed to rape and murder you for being a member of Greenpeace.
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@TitPostLeft
When you've composed yourself enough to reply, consider requesting the risk assessment they conducted before deciding that children can come to school with active covid symptoms. Guarantee they haven't done one, so that will create some panic in the leadership office.
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To the lady who gave me the finger when I flashed my lights at her - I was warning you of an upcoming speed trap. Enjoy your fine.
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Yesterday 9 went to see Cinderella at the panto. When the ugly sisters come onstage they say "do I look nice?", encouraging the kids to yell no, and boo. My kid decided that was mean, so he was the only one in the audience yelling "yes, you look lovely"
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@SpookyLovejoy
I can't be reading this right. They thought a leaking pipe could be resolved by moving furniture and doing nothing to the actual pipe? Are they sniffing glue?
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Idly wondering what would happen if more people spoiled their ballot than voted for a party
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@BBCWomansHour
She mentions giving him a better life like taking a child that already feels rejected, rejecting them again and then blaming them for it isn't going to mess them up on an unimaginable scale and give them lifelong attachment issues. And we're supposed to feel sorry for *her*?
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Imagine being so privileged you don't have to worry about the NHS, failing schools, not being able to feed your family or heat your home.
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I really thought this was Ruth Davidson
If you’re not showing off your new President Trump tattoo for
#PresidentsDay
, then you’re not patrioting correctly. Sorry not sorry!
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@Simon_Vessey
I can't fathom why anyone would look at her current performance and think "yep, we definitely need her running things." Couldn't run a bath.
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Austerity is a weapon in the class war, designed to keep us too focused on survival to deal with the corruption of the privileged few.
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Smith has said
#IAgreeWithJeremy
so many times, I can't wrap my head around why we are having
#LabourLeadership
contest at all.
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Forget lists of companies with foreign workers,I want lists of companies that avoid tax,&pay slave wages that we subsidise with tax credits.
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We shouldn't have to raise money for the NHS, we did that when we paid taxes. We need to tell our thieving government to give our money to the services we paid for
#TheLastLeg
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I'm so glad we have people like
@GaryLineker
,
@lilyallen
and
@MichaelRosenYes
using their platform to counterbalance tabloid hate ✊
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@Politicalpolls_
Personally I think worrying about what people are wearing at a remembrance service rather than focusing on the massive human cost of war is what's disrespectful.
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Slow poison
Dripping from our media
Seeping in everywhere
By the time we noticed
We were drowning
In a sea of hate
#fp
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@fesshole
So your dog understands human relationship norms enough to know you're cheating and that's bad, and your partner speaks enough Dog to understand why he was growling? Salvage something from the experience by selling the concept as a kids TV show
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May's
#RedWhiteAndBlueBrexit
shows exactly how intelligent she thinks electorate are. Distract us form her non-plan by saying some colours.
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In
#PMQs
we see serious issues that really affect people like us being laughed off by the privileged few who will never experience hardship.
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My children currently leave the house at 7.30, get home at 4.45, and are expected to do two hours of homework. By the time they're fed and washed it's bed time. I thought the conservatives were all about family values? When is family time?
School day to be extended in England, leaked ‘Covid catch-up’ plan suggests
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I voted remain partly because I believed the EU protects us from totalitarian governments. Beating your citizens isn't an internal matter.
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@mrjamesob
@andymillington
These people have learned that going through official channels gets you ignored too. See what you're saying, but the anger is justified.
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Football almost came home, saw how shit everything is here, and fucked off to Croatia instead
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Just saw someone legit compare Corbyn to Hitler. Seriously. You don't have to like the guy, but comparing to Hitler?? Log Off. Have a cuppa.
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The President of the United States will appear in court next month, accused of raping a 13 year old.
Just let that sink in.
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When his teacher told me this he explained "well you said it's rude to say mean things about how someone looks"
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Ukip lion looks like it just walked in on its parents shagging.
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If Labour get in, I'm going to uni.
Really want to look at available courses, but scared to hope.
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A very merry solstice to you all ❤
If you're struggling with the dark, take comfort the light is returning.
Life goes in cycles, and everything has its time.
Have a cool Yule 🤗
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In order to preserve free speech we will no longer be teaching:
An Inspector Calls
The Grapes of Wrath
Of Mice and Men
1984
The New Testament
Anything by Dickens
The Suffragettes
Wat Tyler and the peasants revolt
The Cornish Rebellion
The Peterloo Massacre
The birth of the NHS
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When I signed up, it said new members could vote in Leadership elections. Now not. Isn't misselling against the law?
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Those "hard choices" always seem to impact me and my mates, never impact Theresa and hers. I wonder why that is? 🤔
#BattleForNumber10
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Would it hurt to have a Labour MP on
#peston
who actually supports Labour? This is shocking.
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@FewArePict
@jeremycorbyn
*facepalm*
Oh Jezza, mate. No. Just step away from Scotland for now hun, plz.
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@MissBriaJanay
Pennyroyal can cause failure of the liver and kidneys, damage to the nervous system, total organ failure and a very painful death.
This is such an irresponsible post. Fight for your actual reproductive rights so desperate people don't have to resort to this dangerous nonsense.
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@christapeterso
@badwithcolour
The revenge porned her to her *mother*? And they think they're the feminists in this? Christ on a stick.
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If-as I suspect- Virgin have stopped selling the Mail to try and rehabilitate their image, giving the money they just sued us for back to the NHS would probably be a good start.
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Labour: We need people to get more involved with politics
*hundreds of thousands join party*
Labour: Not you! Youre the wrong kind of people
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As a constituent, I'm concerned about exactly how much of my personal data has been compromised here, and how many people have had access to my private correspondence with my MP.
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"Tim, are you absolutely sure 'glory hole' is the word we're looking for?"
"Look we're on a deadline here, just get it published"
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Just caught my toddler drawing on the wall. He's now stood there next to the "artwork", with a pencil in his hand, insisting that it wasn't him, and it's not his fault.
I'm raising a politician.
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@YingHuiThe
@Jim_Cornelius
@paullewismoney
He probably expects to be able to sit in his own kitchen without risking being killed by a flying brick tbh.
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I used to worry about not having a pension, until the Tories changed the pension age to 2 years after you die.
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They're doing this on purpose,aren't they? They fucking must be.Who thinks "everyone's using foodbanks,let's build a yacht"?
#LetThemEatCake
Boris Johnson has just told the House of Commons he will support proposals to build a new Royal Yacht Britannia
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Mogg isn't pro-life. He's taken every opportunity to vote to make children go hungry, turn away kids in danger. He's just anti-woman.
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@MPSWestminster
Where do citizens apply to have their data erased from your systems, as they're entitled? Do you have extra staff to cover all the subject access requests, bearing in mind they have to be responded to within a month? Where is the money for all of this coming from?
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I'm not a member of momentum,but I've met local branch.They're like a village church group.Funny hearing them spoken about this way
#bbcqt
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@tobyperkinsmp
@chakrabortty
You've just spelled his name wrong twice in a reply to a tweet where he corrects you on the spelling of his name.
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Funny how the people always harping on about "genetic superiority" look like...well, this.
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Farage encourages riots - fine
Mail calls judges enemies of the people - ok
Ask for relief from austerity - you're an extremist
Funny innit?
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@_celia_bedelia_
You wait till you hear about those transplant patients, taking all the organs from the real plants
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I just realised I'm listening to Rod Liddle spew bile and no one is forcing me to. *switches off
#bbcqt
*
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Waking up to the news that we have broken international law and bombed people because they broke international law and bombed people.
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Ffs I want to hear their visions for the future, not recap everything they've ever said in the past.
#BattleForNumber10
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When I was told my newborn needed open heart surgery I didn't have to worry about the cost
#NHSMillion
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10 thousand people, on a Monday when England are playing, with 24hrs notice. Yeah, totally unelectable.
#KeepCorbyn
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9 years ago I was helplessly watching my baby fade away as he suffered through heart failure.
This weekend I'm taking him to get his next belt in kickboxing.
Things can get better, even when they seem utterly dark.
#ThankYouNHS
(You can read more here: )
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@ThatTimWalker
Asking for an actual list of women who disagree with you politically is a great look, doesn't look deeply sinister at all.
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Upside down and attached to a couple of bins. How very fitting.
I am flying the Union Flag today to celebrate
#BrexitDay
After 44 yrs of EU control we are finally getting our great country back again.
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Rory Stewart *always* voted to take money away from disabled and terminally ill people, he voted to shut Syrian *kids* out of the uk, he wants to bring back national service, he wants to keep welfare benefits lower than food prices, but sure he was great on desert island disks.
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@janiesgotasonic
This is the second secret desire for the gym, I'm starting to suspect autocorrect has some nefarious plan to take over the world that starts there. Save the planet, avoid the gym
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So around 15000 members joined Labour today - I just wanted to extend a warm welcome to them all ✊🌹
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A lot of folk are replying to this as if I'm telling *them* not to vote. I'm not. Vote or not vote however you want. I was just curious if the uk had a mechanism in law to deal with a non-candidate "winning" the election.
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Reminder: You are under no obligation to interact with anyone you dont want to on here. You don't owe anyone your time, or your attention.
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Fb friend "I'm going to block people who do political posts!"
Me: "gosh no, please. However will I cope without your constant diet updates?"
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#VoteConservative
?
I'd rather see how many hot-sauce covered pineapples I can fit in my arse, ta very much.
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Me: a second class stamp is 66p now! 66p! You used to be able to send a letter first class for 25p when I were a lass...
My kids, barely glancing up from their phones: what's a stamp?
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@GillianKeegan
It wasn't a mistake. A mistake is accidentally putting petrol in your diesel car, or picking up self raising flour when you needed plain. You should be apologising for the *decision* you made, to risk the lives of people who have already lost so much bc you couldnt wait 15 mins.
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Ignore the homeless
Rail against refugees
Hate your neighbour
But go to church
So the righteous glow
Protects you from your conscience
#fp
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I think thrusting my 5 year old into a complete no contact environment when he is too young to fully comprehend why is gonna cause far more lasting long term damage than cuddling up on the sofa reading stories with his family for a few more months.
"Every week that goes by that children miss out on education, is a week causing real long term damage."
@LucyMPowell
says she would feel confident sending her kids back to school on June 1, "but clearly not everybody feels the same."
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@amundsenbrewery
@cerena
Terrible response. A better one would be "thanks for drawing our attention to how this is viewed, we'll feed it back to the marketing dept"
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I think we should make it socially acceptable to move to Christmas eating and drinking rules when you're snowed in. Alcohol for breakfast, chocolate for tea, massive roast dinner. I see no downside.
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That's now 7 of my friends who've never voted before that have voted today. Brilliant to see so many people engaging ☺
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