https://t.co/EWw0cEixky

Getting rid of these books. I already know all this shit.

No book will ever go this hard again

Remember this shit

"Hope this email finds you well." How it finds me:

still 1hr to go...

So inspiring

Shohei Ohtani, man. The biggest name in the sport. Coming to the plate with a chance to do something incredible on the night of his own MVP Bobblehead giveaway. Entire crowd stands as one hoping to see something memorable. First pitch. Bang. Legend.

Don’t pick up

Are you doing your part?

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CLT

No shade to the beautiful state of NC, but if you know everyone’s gonna be wearing Crocs don’t install these inclined walkways…people are flying all over the place!

ngl saratoga looks mad tasty

It’s tight that when you have kids you get the whole summer off again

uber but lemme ride on the running boards

You will never catch me referring to my girlfriend as “the girl of my dreams.” I have never dreamt of a woman my entire life. When I was a child I dreamed of delivering critical business insights to key stakeholders via purpose-built dashboards.

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“An allergen is inherently allergenic” - @megancoale

*arguing about automatic workflows*: @megancoale : "I like to manually update everything" me: "yeah but I like to have a single source of truth" @megancoale : "I am the source of truth"