Effective immediately, Sister Sage has been named CEO of Vought International. With her vision, and Homelander’s might, America has never been in better hands! We’d like to thank Ashley Barrett for her service, and wish her all the best. Here’s to PHASE 2!

This Christmas, Vought Studios brings you the most important holiday movie of all time. Step aside Die Hard, we’re DEFENDING CHRISTMAS. Kids get a free Firecracker stocking stuffer with ticket purchase at any VMC theater!

It’s a shame we need to post this, but the “Herogasm Files” leaked today are doctored and illegitimate. Our Crime Analtics department has confirmed Homelander’s name was inserted by Starlighters via AI. He visited Herogasm ONCE to respond to a crisis situation, NOTHING MORE!

As Christmas lights go up, Homelander has taken matters into his own gloves. Yesterday, he destroyed a set of wind farms in Ohio that were draining energy reserves, raising your electric bill and wreaking havoc on his flight patterns. Merry Christmas, and THANK YOU HOMELANDER!

This Black Friday, we can confirm Vought Tournament of Heroes 2 has unfortunately been delayed again to Dec. 2029, as our developers need more time making Homelander’s speed and strength the most realistic they can be. Customers can get 7% off a new VS5 controller with Deep’s web

This Thanksgiving, Homelander continues his time-honored tradition of pardoning a lucky Starlighter. The man pictured here will no longer have to stand trial for posting an anti-Homelander meme, but still may be convicted for other treasonous crimes at a future date. Enjoy that

Recently, we've been making some long overdue, Homelander-approved upgrades to Vought Tower. The conference room, hallways, and hero quarters have never looked more American. Thank you, patriots, for your support and hard-earned tax dollars that made this possible!

Today, we’re thrilled to report A-Train’s top secret mission overseas could not be going better. In fact, Homelander gets updates from him every day in a private, 100% secure group chat. Please keep him in your hearts, patriots, and pray for a speedy return!

In a landmark moment for education, God U is closing its library that misled young Supers for years. No more copy pasting research and rhetoric from human authors like "Dr." Brinkerhoff. Moving forward, students will use VoughtChat for reliable info fact-checked by patriots!

Vought can confirm rumors of Stan Edgar sightings in the greater New York area after his recent escape from a Vernon Correctional Facility. Remember he is a TRAITOR who has committed atrocities against America. If you see something, SAY SOMETHING and contact your local hero!

This World Octopus Day, we’re honoring a close friend of Deep’s who tragically passed away last year. She had a firm grip on life, which Deep is thrilled can finally be shared with others. Increase your pleasure eightfold with AMBROSIUS, on sale now! https://t.co/HOUQ1XkEc4

To the surprise of no one, Valhalla: Lust and Lightning is trending AGAIN on Vought+! Vikor would like to thank all patriots leaving five-star audience reviews, despite its 4% @RottenTomatoes score.

This fight isn’t just in the ring - it’s for the soul of Godolkin University, and AMERICA. Watch Marie Moreau knock some sense back into Jordan Li TODAY with a one-time Pay Per View plus fees, existing Vought+ subscription required.

Tomorrow, GUARDIANS become GLADIATORS. It’s Marie Moreau vs. Jordan Li in a fight that will bend minds, blood and gender. Bring extra popcorn and your Brave Maeve Pride Bars!

With students back at God U, we take a moment to sing the praises of who made it all possible. Look at what Professor Polarity and Emma Meyer just found in the archives - Thomas Godolkin’s old ID badge! Hit the like button to honor a tireless visionary who never burned out.

Godolkin is the most inclusive university ever, which is why we asked Jordan Li to tour the new and improved campus! Joining them is one of their best friends and fellow Guardian, Sam Riordan. Victoria Neuman would be proud of the safe, supportive environment that bears her name!

JUSTICE PREVAILS. Marie Moreau, Jordan Li and Emma Meyer have returned to God U, fully exonerated. They’ve all met with Dean Cipher to express how happy they are to be back! We expect they’ll be climbing the leaderboard in no time.

Fall semester is finally here, along with a welcome letter from Dean Cipher. Unlike his predecessor, what runs through his veins is TRUE VOUGHT BLUE. He has the full support of President Calhoun - and more importantly, Homelander - to usher in a new golden age of education!

Soon, your pleasure is about to go even DEEPer. Introducing The Ambrosius, the finest adult toy ever created. Modeled after one of Deep’s closest friends for maximum suction. Get your tentacles on it this World Octopus Day, October 8! https://t.co/gFvjuUTXNR

This Wednesday join Cate and Sam in celebrating Thomas Godolkin Day! As fake-milk-drinking TRAITORS try to divide us, it's more important than ever to unite and appreciate a trailblazer of American values. This event is mandatory, students who fail to attend will be expelled.