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Dave Hambleton
7 years
Our older daughter decided to attend the high school where I teach. A THREAD. Probably. *pulls into parking spot*.Her: Thanks, dad. Bye!.*puts car in park*.Me: Pardon?.Her: *already in school*.Me:
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What an incredible day for Regina sports fans! First, the @sskroughriders tame the Tiger-Cats and, second, the @ReginaRedSox win the @wcbleague title! Nice work, men!.
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I’ve been trying to learn how to play chess for a little over a year and I’m still not very good. As this photo will attest, things looked bleak in a recent game, but @GothamChess’s NEVER RESIGN advice for new players in HOW TO WIN AT CHESS was spot on. I earned a checkmate win.
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Dave Hambleton
6 days
When an opponent takes over three minutes to make their second chess move …
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Dave Hambleton
10 days
My daughter gifted me this t-shirt for my birthday and …. Daughter: Do you know what you have in common with Christian Laettner?.Me: What?.Daughter: Well … Laettner is a handsome and talented a**hole on the court ….Me: That does sound like ….Daughter: and you’re an a**hole.
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Dave Hambleton
25 days
A whole chapter on the Dream Shake?!?! Yes, please! Thanks, @MirinFader!
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Dave Hambleton
1 month
*Johnny Sack walks into the laundry room*
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1 month
When you’re losing at Bullet Chess but only have to hold on for ten more seconds to get the win …
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Dave Hambleton
2 months
Is there anything better than a creative fantasy league punishment for losing?.
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Dave Hambleton
2 months
I ran into an old student today …. Kid: Mr. Hambleton! Do you remember me?.Me: I ALWAYS remember my favourites!.Kid: Favourites? I was so shy! I never said a word to you for the whole semester. Me: Exactly.
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Dave Hambleton
2 months
The fact that we let Donald Trump into Canada suggests he was right when he said our border is not secure.
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Dave Hambleton
2 months
My girls got me a Father’s Day gift so good I moved it to the top of my TO READ pile. Can’t wait to dig into this, @dawnstaley! 📚
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Dave Hambleton
2 months
I was really excited to hear they’re finally making a Spaceballs sequel until I remembered the great John Candy is no longer with us and now I’m sad and a little less excited.
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Dave Hambleton
2 months
Does Pierre Poilievre really need to comment on every little thing the Liberals do? I guess this is the issue with him failing to secure a seat. He can’t sit anything out.
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Dave Hambleton
3 months
When he hears mom say they need to sneak medicine in his food …
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Dave Hambleton
3 months
I’m loving this book so far, friends. So many nuggets of wisdom for coaching AND life in general. Check it out.
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Dave Hambleton
3 months
U8 coaches when they lose a game where no “official” score was being kept:
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Dave Hambleton
3 months
My phone just autocorrected EXERCISES to EXCUSES and I’ve honestly never felt more seen.
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Dave Hambleton
3 months
*George Wendt ascends to Heaven and is standing at the pearly gates*.Saint Peter and a chorus of angels: Norm!!!.
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Dave Hambleton
3 months
Spent $100.00 to take my family to a movie I’d been dying to see and promptly fell asleep in the theatre. Stupid reclining chairs.
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Dave Hambleton
3 months
MobLand is phenomenal, innit?
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