Off to Manchester for this!

Really excited to be doing this again at Christmas (I promise not bang on about it too much until nearer the time)

If you’re trying to get my lovely wife to watch a film you’ve made, it turns out the phrase ‘robot rebellion’ isn’t working for you.

Just around the corner from me…

Please support this important campaign: via @megaphoneuk.

Just booked for the Colosseum in Rome. Confirmation email says you can’t take ‘weapons’. It’s the chuffing Colosseum! If you can’t take weapons, what’s the point?.

There are people who have been arbitrarily detained abroad for exercising their basic human rights. Urge the Prime Minister to protect UK nationals arbitrarily detained abroad and pave the path for their freedom now.

Plesiosaurs had a very basic sense of humour - fart jokes, custard pies and photobombing.

Please help me sleep tonight. Why is there a donkey in the Listerine advert? A donkey! In an advert for mouthwash! For years!!.

RT @RhysWilliams2: Dear algorithm, can I have more sweet sweet harmonies like these and fewer ill-informed fuckwits please?.

RT @cftrust: This year Bethany, who has cystic fibrosis, will be taking on her biggest challenge yet for #TeamCF: running 10 marathons in 1….

RT @saranaturegirl: @vincentfranklin I thought they were from the Noel Edmunds tealight range.

Delighted with my Elon Musk festive nightlight holders

Let’s all try to be less of a dick this year. Yeh?.

It’s that week of the year when the only food that is in season and readily available is Toblerone.

Come along and see 35 fantastic amateur performers stage the mother of all musicals

It’s official.

We’ve gone a for a theme. And that theme is - brothel in a kipper smokery.

RT @cftrust: Today we're wishing our lovely ambassador @4JennyAgutter a very happy birthday! .We're so grateful for everything Jenny does t….

RT @cftrust: For our last Festive Fundraiser Friday of 2024 we would like to thank Catherine Mayor and all of the Broadway Chorus members….