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TAMU ‘19 Animal Science. Will fight you over a chicken nugget. keep on beefin’ on
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Sometimes things don’t work out with someone because they’re a piece of shit who deserves a piece of shit and you are not a piece of shit
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Girl I’m just trying to buy you chicken nuggets and tell you that you’re fucking gorgeous while you’re stuffing your face
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My housing is paid for. I make a good salary. I get health insurance, 401k, 700 lbs of beef a year, and I live on a couple hundred acres. I’m a puncher by trade with a bachelors degree. And I swear you women would rather have a loser than a provider. It’s sad
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We live in a generation where people will walk all over you but when you put your foot down and stand up for yourself, they cry foul and become the victim.
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The drunk driving girl about to get a DWI 😂
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My ex is dating the guy she cheated on me with. I sent him screenshots of a night she tried to cheat on him with another dude for an early Christmas present. Merry Crimmus ya filthy animals!
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I caught my ex with her tongue down another man’s throat, Went through the nastiest breakup, Spent 2 solid months unable to eat, sleep, or think about blowing my fucking head off. I’ll be damned if I let another fucking woman make me feel that way again EVER
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Shit if I had a girl and she did this I’d be going to the store to get us a margarita machine to go along with it
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Social media doesn’t ruin relationships. Your lack of discipline and respect does 👌🏻
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Y’all sleeping on single moms. Not only are they a whole ass snack, they keep bomb ass snacks in the pantry. Imagine leaving every morning with a Capri Sun and a Fruit roll-up
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👏🏻 SPANK👏🏻YOUR 👏🏻CHILTRENS👏🏻 The fear of the belt does wonders to your spoiled brat I promise
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but...
Focus on yourself for a while! You won’t be happy in a relationship if you aren’t happy with yourself first
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Jada cheating on Will is proof that you can give someone everything and it’ll never be enough for the wrong person
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If you see me this doing you can bet your ass I’m about to knock someone’s teeth through the back of their head.
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You might be a complete shit show at 2 a.m. when you’re stuffing your face with tacos but gawly that’s when I’ll love you most
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I swear to god I’ll never have a kid that’s this much of a vagine
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I just want a house with a wrap around porch on a couple thousand acres and a lovely wife to come home to at the end of a long day. Why is that too much to ask?
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I need a yee haw girl who rocks a pair of 7’s on Friday but can pull off a romper and a pair of wedges on Saturday night 👌🏻
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All of you vegans and animal rights activists need to take notes. We care immensely about the health of our animals. This calf was abandoned by its mother and this young man is bottle feeding it, in the dark, with a flash light.
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Guys don’t ask for nudes from girls they care about. READ THAT AGAIN. guys don’t ask for nudes from girls they care about
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Met with a bank to get a cow loan today. Just going to say one of you bitches needs to act right so we can build a ranch together and raise punchy ass kids who break wild ponies and shoot each other with BB guns.
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I think it’s the most attractive thing ever when a girl is good with kids.
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I need a girl that’s
Kinda Classy
Kinda Trashy
And a whole lot of Smart Assy
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Steak and a blowjob
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Then she asks you why you keep these on hand like, “what bitch be staying at your house???”
pro tip for men: if a girl is about to go to sleep at your place in her makeup, offer her makeup wipes or face wash !!!!
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If you can’t trade phones for a day and still be in a relationship after it, what’s the point in even being in a relationship?
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Do you drive around for hours listening to music, trying to heal your heart or are you normal?
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I’m perfectly fine being alone. So if I put effort into you I think you’re something special
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This is my good friends little girl. Isn’t she precious!
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And some of y’all think punching your horse in the mouth when it bites you is abusive
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If you’re a girl and you take my hat off my head and put it on yours, you’re agreeing to go home with me at the end of the night. If you’re a dude and you take my hat, you’re getting your teeth knocked out. Don’t mess with a man’s hat
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Her: hey long time no talk!
Me: You must be having problems with your boyfriend again
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Wanna have fun? Get a blonde. Want a wife? Marry a brunette
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So single my remotes have their own side of the bed
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What I would give for a woman to ride with me on Saturday mornings checking yearlings and talking about life. Just me, her, and a few nice ranch horses.
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Unpopular opinion: thicker girls are better in bed
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That’s my president!
Trump was in the motorcade. Look, he said, firemen ahead. And they’re saluting me? Why, I should be saluting them. Stop the car, I’m getting out. But security, sir? Screw that, I’m getting out and shaking some hands.
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Why am I single? I’m single because I decided I needed to focus on being the best possible person I could be before I brought someone else into the equation
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Buys the cheapest shit off the shelves at cavenders, calls himself a “cowboy”
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He sent it to 12 other girls sis
sending me unexpected selfies throughout the day????? YESSSSS PLEASE SEND ME A MILLION MORE🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Dear Ags, retweet this so we can get the shirt back to its rightful owner. BTHO out of cheaters. Thanks and Gig Em
She said her boyfriend was out of town so i stole his shirt. Do i look like a frat boy yet?
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That little “c” branded into those Charlie one hoe hats is the official mark of the buckle bunny tribe. Might as well grab her hair like a Bronc rein and rake her from her ears to her asshole
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I’ve suffered from depression for a long time. I can’t stand when a therapist pushes pills. FUCK THOSE PILLS! Make positive changes in your life. You have to face your problems head on and resolve them. Don’t use pills as a mask to hide your problems
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I got one of those “I’m sorry to wake you up but I need a place to stay calls tonight.” Don’t ever apologize to me for waking me up. I’d rather you have a safe place to stay than be in a bad situation. My door is always open
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My dad said “I think the way you grew up is the reason you have such a hard time with relationships. I’m sorry you had to go through that and I hate that it had to be that way for you.” Not gunna lie I’ve been trying to keep it together for at least an hr now
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Them: Abs are made in the kitchen
Me: you know what else is made in the kitchen? Tacos
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Slamming tequila shots before class is socially acceptable isn’t it?
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Idc who you are, if you’re trying to better yourself I’m going to hype you up. I love seeing people grow
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If We can’t have fun and roast each other in a relationship, I don’t want it
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Colleges telling students the health risk is to high for students to walk at graduation but still hosting football games with fans in the stands is absolute bullsh*t and I will die on that hill
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Small titties can wear cuter outfits 💁🏻♂️
we need more men like you that appreciate small titties and big o booties
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Don’t ever let a single person tell you that you can’t do it! Only took me 12 years but I am now a former student of the greatest university on earth
@TAMU
@AggieNetwork
#formerstudent
#Classof2019
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Dude this seriously made me cry asshole
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If you had to chose between going to class or getting tacos, do you want flour or corn tortillas?
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Correction: that is YEE YEE Twitter. Yeehaw twitter drives pieces of junks held together by duct tape and bailing twine
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Can one of y’all act right? My mom is putting the heat on me
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Palomino is Mexican for “pile of shit”
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Hands, touching hands, reaching out, touching me, TOUCHING YOU,
SWEET CAROLINE (BOM BOM BOM) GOODTIMES NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD (SO GOOD, SO GOOD, SO GOOD)
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They’re working
Where are all the girls that can ride horses and take care of cattle, drink beer and watch football on Saturdays, and still want to get their nails done??
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Them: “the aggies will never financially recover from the Jimbo contract!”
Aggies: “hold my beer while I make a phone call. Hey George Strait, can you put on a concert at Kyle field? Awesome thanks”
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If you ever get a chance with a girl with class, grace, and a presence about her that gets the attention of an entire room of people, make sure you don’t let her slip away
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You might’ve tried to fuck my ex but I just took your job. Have fun being unemployed you piece of shit
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Ole Cooper Hately got dealt a little bit of cowboy justice for all of that horse thieving he’s been doing
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I feel like such an ass when I put in zero effort to get to know someone. Truth is I’m really fucked up still and I’m just not ready for the commitment yet. I know they say time heals all wounds but this wound cut deep
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# 1 way to get on my nerves:
Send me the same crap that you put on your Snapchat story
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Unpopular opinion: bring back horse slaughter
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I seriously just watched people throwing vans for 5 min and was entertained 😂
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You zigged when you should’ve zagged
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You only want $15/hr cause you’re too fucking lazy to make something meaningful of your life.
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I got roasted by the entire internet for having beef in the freezer and the U.S. is about to go through a food crisis
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Drag her. No one deserves this shit. Women do this kind of psychological abuse all of the time because they know they can get away with it. They think men just have to be silent victims because society tells them to be. Fuck that. Stand up for yourselves
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I’ve known my ex was creeping on my stuff for a while so I left her a little playlist to find. She evidently she found it, reported it, and Spotify deleted the album photo and the playlist title. So I fixed it for her 🤘🏻
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1. My dog sheds like a mofo
2. She rolls in cow shit every chance she gets
3. I don’t like waking up with dog hair in my mouth
4. Refer back to
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If she gets down to Cardi B on Saturday night and sings Amazing Grace on Sunday morning, you better hold on to her. She’s got special written all over her
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It’s not Christmas until your family finally sees the tattoo you’ve kept hidden from them
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Yo, pda is gross enough but I really don’t want to see you dry humping your boo thang while I’m trying to buy toilet paper at the grocery store you nasties
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I’m about to catch a lot of heat for everyone that ever loped a horse but I’m done being silent about the bullshit in the industry. I’ll take one for the team. Love you guys and keep your heads up
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Boy is begging her not to ruin his life 😂. WHAT AN IDIOT!
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I graduate in August with my bachelors in animal science. I scored a good job with full benefits, beef, a house, and a pickup. LIFE IS GOOD
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My wife who doesn’t know she’s my wife sent me a snap of her stringing a weed eater. As if she wasn’t hot enough already 😩
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QUIT 👏🏻SPEEDING👏🏻THROUGH👏🏻PARKING 👏🏻LOTS👏🏻. You’re going to end up running over someone’s kids you stupid f*cks
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Good things come to those that put their pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave
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Well Thomas, we lay the pipe better, have a whole lot less bullshit, and normally stable financial status
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I’m a grown man and I thoroughly enjoy the sweet nectar that comes from chocolate cows
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Nobody likes a hamburger helper making ass bitch
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You wouldn’t know I bought this sports coat at goodwill for $10
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Unpaid internships should be illegal, ESPECIALLY if it’s for a horse trainer. Quit being cheap and pay your help
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Here’s the deal, if you’re my friend don’t expect me to tell you everything you want to hear. I’ll give you some tough love. I’m going to tell you shit that you’re not going to like. I do it because I CARE. If you can’t handle it then don’t be my friend.
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I’ve dated one. Probably most loyal girl I ever dated. Just don’t go visit her at work, that shits awkward
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I disagree. You can always put on more layers to stay warm. You can’t always take off more layers to cool down.
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