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Nice of them to give me a designated parking spot along with my promotion
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I think this rocks. Sue me
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Is Jason Day the worst-dressed Tour Golfer?
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Home plate ump tonight has been FREAKING it online
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Man it’s almost like she did it for the attention
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Ah yes. This is the life
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Ole Miss has 27 Rhodes Scholars, State has 2, which is unironically the same number of ISIS recruits they’ve produced.
@BigGameBoomer
Big Game Boomer
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The Best Academic School In Every State
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Bid Day is all good and fun until you get speared by a pole
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BRIAN KELLY KILLED A KID BRIAN KELLY KILLED A KID BRIAN KELLY KILLED A KID BRIAN KELLY KILLED A KID BRIAN KELLY KILLED A KID BRIAN KELLY KILLED A KID BRIAN KELLY KILLED A KID BRIAN KELLY KILLED A KID BRIAN KELLY KILLED A KID BRIAN KELLY KILLED A KID BRIAN KELLY KILLED A KID BRIA
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TYFYS, olemiss_v2😓
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??? there’s gotta be a better use for the tad pad
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3 months
Every Yankee who went to Ole Miss “for the southern culture” is just the most racist person you know
@5kids1dog2wives
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Don’t even think about it buddy. Go to Syracuse or some shit.
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Gotta win em to vacate em
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The IRS agents dancing on Oxford bar owners graves after I report them for unreported income from covers unless it goes to NIL
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5 months
Judkins v Bentley 2023: Y/R: Bentley Yds Before Contact/R: Bentley Yds After Contact/R: Bentley Negative Rush%: Bentley (lower) Explosive Rush% Bentley Broken Tackle%: Bentley Stuffed%: Bentley (lower) 10+%: Bentley 20+%: Bentley 1st Down%: Bentley Success Rate: Bentley
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That stretch of 6 from batesville to oxford is a formula 1 track
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They have far too much faith in us
@OleMissSports
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A 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩 is coming to @OleMissFB on Oct. 1 ➡
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Uh oh!
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@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
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The State of Mississippi has shortchanged Alcorn State University approximately $257.8 million in agricultural funds from the federal government over the last 30 years Mississippi State University appears to have received the lion’s share of the funds
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TAYLOR SWIFT PLEASE STOP
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We are currently in Phase 2 of the Lane Kiffin Coaching Cycle™️
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That voice caught me off guard as hell damn son
@BradLoganCOTE
Brad Logan
4 months
WATCH: Ole Miss floor manager ⁦⁦ @kyle_wakefield5 ⁩ met with the media. “I love Ole Miss. I love this university.” 🎥: ⁦⁦ @OleMissVideo ⁩ | #OleMiss
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@TheTennisLetter Is there any way for me to mute tweets with both the names Tsitsipas and Badosa in them because I am beyond tired of seeing tweets about them
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Can someone in Oxford do me a favor and go to like hooper hollow (or some place like that) with a dog whistle and say “Here Swayze!” and see how many dogs we can round up
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Two gloves no balls
@PFF_College
PFF College
2 years
BREAKING: Pitt QB Kenny Pickett has officially declared for the #NFL Draft, via @kennypickett10 . He will not play in the Peach Bowl vs. Michigan State.
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This Tuohy hit piece dropping right during rush there’s some poor 21 year old rush chair out there that’s gonna have to feel Leigh Ann’s wrath
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Spencer Sanders got a bag, played backup, lived in Oxford, and didn’t even worry about classes. He really figured it all out.
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Babe wake up new goofy Tate Reeves pic dropped
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Lane please take Cade Smith with you
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Just typed in huge fucking nutsack on webMD and it told me I might be an ole miss pitcher
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They’re gonna take away that boys fire extinguisher privileges
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It’s cold and rainy in oxford... choose your fighter
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Ole Miss, here’s your #wrapped2021
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@EsPyramid Perhaps a nice cat painting will win her over
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The backbone of ole miss twitter is Brennon Chapman never letting any of us ever forget that he used to work for the football team
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The Feds telling Ole Miss the weed they were growing was mid will always be funny
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Bo Nix wrap it up
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Jake Paul has announced his next opponent will be some barred out freshman that wanders out of the Annex after going 0/8 on flip night looking for trouble
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No Steve, you are not.
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@ScoutSteveR
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Toxic. rEnT FReE. Am I doing this right?
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New type of dude just dropped
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Night 1 Alfit
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE KAPPA DELTA OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN MEMORIAL PC ‘22
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Great for alcoholics and leftists
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Jackson Mahomes would have a field day out there
@SECNetwork
SEC Network
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"Manning" end zone 👀 Ole Miss will be retiring Eli Manning's No. 10 jersey on Saturday. (via @OleMissFB )
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The Lane Train has departed from Knoxville with one more golf ball than it had when it pulled into town
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Narrator: It happened again.
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If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them inside!
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Gave it all they got!
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@Pitt_FB
Pitt Football
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Heartbreaking end to the season. The guys gave it everything tonight. Hail to Pitt, always.
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Charlie Weis Jr if his dad wasn’t a historic name coach
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“I want to like the Titans because of their woman beater but man AJ Brown went to Ole Miss so I hate them!”
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Lane was fuckin them up so bad he starting thinking bout the GT coach’s kids not having any Christmas presents this year oh my god
@bryce_koon
Bryce Koon
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#OleMiss HC Lane Kiffin on #GaTech situation... “I would have liked the opportunity to throw more with Luke, but having empathy for what was going on in that game on the other sideline and the hot seat or whatever he’s on, just didn’t really feel like it was right..
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Imagine being a credentialed media member and asking a QB if they were watching fights in the top row of the student section
@OleMissNoProb
Not Ole Miss Problems
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this is sparta
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Onward we march
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This is what absolute obsession looks like
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Dude Harbaugh going to *that* IHOP is so funny because it might be the worst run eatery in all of Northern Mississippi
@BradLoganCOTE
Brad Logan
7 months
Harbaugh once tried to poach players from Ole Miss when they were dealing with NCAA issues. It was at the local IHOP. Flew in the official Michigan plane.
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Be the change you want to see in the world
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I need a reporter with some fucking NUTS to ask Lane in the postgame presser what positive impact Charlie Weis Jr brings to the program. I want answers
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JRP mad none of us read all five of his goodbye tweets so he started stealing our signs out of spite
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@LifeOfJay98 @LandonDB20 @Africanbeastiza Tom wouldn’t have dapped them up at all, would’ve gone straight for a kiss on the lips
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BURY ME IN SWAYZE
@OleMissBSB
Ole Miss Baseball
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Same kid, same.
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ISIS Recruits
@JakeCrain_
Jake “JBOY” Crain
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What is the worst thing about your rival?
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We’re BEGGING
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My favorite part about the No Rat Poison bit we’ve been doing for a few years is that we refuse to quit drinking the fucking Rat Poison
@OleMissFB
Ole Miss Football
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Back home this Saturday 🚫🐀☠️ #ProMindset | #HottyToddy
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Get the ropes boys there’s a banner that needs hanging!
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@HailStateStool
Hail State Stool
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Bulldog. Husky. Dillon Johnson. All dawg
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Stop naming your dogs swayze and start naming them square. or tad pad
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We’ve gotten to the “what if Lane was the dead one” takes a few years earlier than i would’ve imagined
@HailStateMuse
x - HailStateMuse
6 months
I wonder what direction Ole Miss would be headed had Kiffin been the one who passed following the 2022 season. Do ppl forget we won 9 games and were headed up? Coming from a man who will speak on his relationship with Leach for twitter likes, you’d think he’d have more respect.
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Welp. DMs open
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I made up for it
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man throw Pitt up there after today
@BigGameBoomer
Big Game Boomer
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Top 25 Most Toxic Fanbases In College Football
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No national monuments?
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@1Lunden
Lunden
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@James_A_Bruno @SadOleMissSimp Sir I’m a 4 hour drive from the Sip. Leave it to someone on Twitter to assume I haven’t been to one of the most boring states in the US. No pro teams. No National monuments. No tourist attractions. Y’all still have a Toys R Us don’t u? 😂🦆
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Yo gets HVL on campus I’ll build the damn statue myself
@On3sports
On3
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Louisville guard Hailey Van Lith has entered the NCAA transfer portal, per @JamieShaw5 . More:
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Babe it’s time for the annual shroud of darkness to fall over you!
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Sugar Bowl lock and Lane extension within 3 minutes of each other? Let’s party
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“and then lane quote tweeted sokoloff saying ‘nice sources’. Massive ratio”
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Get Amy Schumer off da damn stage man
@BradLoganCOTE
Brad Logan
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“I took the SAT’s and didn’t do very well so my only options were Alabama and Ole Miss, and I went to Ole Miss.” -Atlanta native and Ole Miss graduate Heather McMahan on College Gameday
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SHUT UP. PLEASE. SHUT UP.
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Did they think it said abstinence?
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The Oregon twitter spaces era will go down in college football lore as one of the saddest things we’ve ever seen
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Good morning
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Do oby’s newks and south depot makes their cups geeb sized for advertising purposes? Genius if so
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My favorite part about the Oxford Sphere drama is Oxford calling that slab of bricks and pavement a park
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Jaxson Dart is calling
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@BarstoolOleMiss One team is en route to a top 10 finish and a NY6 bowl and the other is saying “but.. but.. the high schoolers!” as they drive up to memphis
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Partridge leaves Ole Miss with his greatest success being 3 seconds of his hairy gut filling an ESPN camera’s frame
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That was a Lane Kiffin play. Do not come at me saying that was Charlie. That was damn near the Yeboah play from a few years back.
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Lmao I’m crying these boys are so ass
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Good morning to everyone except owners of these stupid ass hats
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9 months
Attention Summit Bar in Oxford, MS: Please ban Jeremy James and all other offensive linemen from your bar until they figure this shit out
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Bro tweeted this plain ass black polo like it was a SNKRS cop I’m crying
@Ewilkerson1020
Evan Wilkerson
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Secured
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Lamar Yard charged me $28 for four crawfish and then they spit in my face and shot me twelve times
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But hey, sorority women could never, right?🤷🏻‍♂️
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Driving down Jackson in the afternoons
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He went to Ole Miss I went to Work😼
@ESPN3ALLDAY
Mike Espy
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QB1️⃣ BATTLE FOR THE SIP🏆 @JaxsonDart @Wrogers__2 #mississippi
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