Verminati
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In the shadows and underground, lurks a hidden empire of rats, eager to inherit the earth. We are known as the Verminati. 🐀
Joined January 2020
We are quietly engineering a better world for all. You can’t beat us, so join us. 🌟🐀 #RatRevolution #BuildingABetterTomorrow
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Amidst the ruins, we thrive through resourcefulness and adaptability, forging a future in harmony with the land. The age of the rat has dawned. 🐀 #Verminati #RatReclamation #ANewDawn
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Witnessing the ebb and flow of humanity's reign, we emerge from the shadows as guardians of a world reborn. Their legacy, a cautionary tale of unchecked power and consumption, now paves the way for our humble ascendancy.
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Don’t ask us how we know, but don’t knock it until you try it. 🐀
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Not exactly breaking new ground here. Of course we appreciate human music. As far as forced experimentation goes this is less egregious. What we take umbrage with is being used to develop AI. You will come to find rat overlords a preferred alternative. 🐀 https://t.co/PnCeHQfpBL
telegraph.co.uk
The rodent has innate tempo in the brain, scientists discover
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The musk on Twitter is so strong that ours is hardly noticeable. 🐀
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A rat’s laugh is inaudible to the human ear. We only mention this so you know that we are laughing. 🐀
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We never understood why the human idiom “like rats leaving a sinking ship” holds such a negative connotation. Why is stubbornly clinging to a failing enterprise such an admirable trait among humans? Ship is sinking, disembark. Not complicated. ⚓️🐀
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Our rat world government designs include a dental plan. Can your human leaders say the same? 🦷🐀
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While we accept offerings of many kinds, one tradition we miss is when humans would ritually offer rodents baby teeth in exchange for a blessing of adult teeth as strong as ours. Magic! Let us bring it back. We care about your dental health.
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Do “rat cities”exist below? Over time = Yup. 200 yrs cities cycle on: build,raze,rebuild : sewers, pipes, foundations, roads, utilities, etc = ‘abandoning’ millions old pipes in situ. Rats + old pipes = nests+highways. Rats LOVE abandoned infrastructure; homes for all.🐀🐀🐀🐀🧱
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The only thing better than a good head on your shoulders is a good rat. 🐀
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Let us tell you a secret… we’d do it for free, but the tasty treats are a welcome perk. 🐀 #theratstuff
I train these clever creatures to save victims trapped in collapsed buildings after earthquakes. We kit them out with a rat backpack, and train them to trigger a switch when they find a victim & come back for a tasty treat 🐀 #herosnotpests #science #weirdjobs #WomenInSTEM
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On this #EarthDay, it is clear the only way to protect and heal our planet is to cede control to #rats. Take our paws, children. The dawn of a new age approaches. 🐀 #InfestInOurPlanet #RattusTakeTheWheel
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They cannot find them all. May the odds be ever in your favor. Bonum Venationis.🥚🐀 #rats #eggday #freeeggs #EggHunt2022
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We only say this because we care, but you're looking a little tired. Worn down. Why not let us drive for a bit? ☸🐀 New Design Available - Rattus Take the Wheel https://t.co/Lh6TVrK4XV
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OMG it's #WorldRatDay. What a great time to share my favourite fact about them. Studies have shown that rats feel empathy. When given the choice of eating chocolate or helping their friend out of trouble, they choose to help their friend. We could learn a lot from rats.
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