Cetti Chan 🥷🏻🇨🇳
@vercetti_jay
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Took a couple hits of a blunt on my lunch break. Tell me why I drove home instead of my job lmfaooooo.
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@burneracctfr
Being High doesn’t affect my driving at all. I just be forgetting where tf I’m going lmao.
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My own father and step mother told me that my clothing brand is straight garbage and that there’s nobody out there who would buy it. First drop and already sold 103 tees. That’s 103 people who support me more than the Mf who made me. Support your kids people, I appreciate y’all💯
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This nigga whole page is based off stealing other peoples tweets lmao. Rick that.
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If she doing the red flag trend…. she in fact may be the red flag herself! 🚩
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@AlgodTrading
Just cause I’m high doesn’t mean I drive un-safely i just forget where tf I’m going. If anything I drive way more carefully. Also get some bitches.
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NOT EL SOLARRRRR LMFAOOOO
My mother: “WHO SOLD OUR LAND IN DR”
Me at bad bunny concert:
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Imagine being a guy on a boys night out and mid conversation with one of the homies your alarm goes off to remind you to take your birth control pill. LMFAOOOOOOO
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Idk I just think bitches mad that they fuckin a ugly dude with no cash and no rap career while Beyoncé fuckin an ugly dude with cash with a rap career. That’s just my opinion tho.
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Now that male birth control is a thing, I’m wondering how I’m gonna react when I’m the middle of sex shorty ask me If Im on birth control lmaoooo
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Mfs who complaining about gas prices never pumped premium in their cars and it shows 😮💨
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Told a rude customer today to “have the day you deserve 🙏🏽” nigga was tight as hell. Literally the best and most professional way to tell a person to go Fuck themselves.
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Should’ve been you instead of aunt mae…
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I hate when I ask my mom what she cooking and she responds with “Food” . Like bitch Im just making sure you not making bacalao….
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I think it’s funny how a lot of women dub niggas under 6ft, whole time their fathers be 5’3 lmaooooo
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The fact that my Corolla is going viral is sending me
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I only wanted one girl this summer but if god wants me to have 8 then 22 it is.
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@BULL1TRC
when you happy you copped
@SMPLiND
jacket but now you 75 short from buying the Mags
#brokeboiprobs
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The only thing women love more than them panda dunks is not taking accountability when they’re wrong 🫶🏼
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Ima change my name to toaster cause bitches only wanna show up when the bread pop out.
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Somebody baby daddy hit me up wildn talking about “why you talking to my bitch”. I wasn’t even fucking wit her like that but since you wanna act tough now I’ma be a step daddy and take ya kid to the zoo. Fuck is u talkin bout….
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I watched Spider-Man and I just know I hold so much power in my hands knowing what happened. If anyone pisses me off today I’m spoiling the movie on they ass.
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Women be posting the most corny motivation posts only do get fucked over by the same dude they was stressing over lmao
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If any of y’all baby mommas need a ps5 for ya baby daddy lmk
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Shit be going good in my life and then BOOM…. depression 🤡
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If you ain’t seen your gym crush at the gym on Valentine’s Day she definitely was getting her cheeks clapped 😞
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Y’all be shaming me for being a whore but the minute I get cuffed and the funny horny tweets stop y’all are gonna be so upset. Appreciate what I’m giving y’all before it’s gone.
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If she uses fabuloso to clean Im eating her pussy from the back
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Me: can I get a promotion?
JPMorgan: lol that’s crazy here’s a mug tho.
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I gave a homeless man $5 dollars and he said “That’s it?” I was like….
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Meg and Jhené dropped? Yea y’all bout to be extra annoying this week 🤣
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Dawg I remember this shit like it was yesterday. Moral of the story. Don’t talk shit if you don’t got the hands to back it up.
@soseriuzradio
“Okay Bro I accept your apology but in order for us to be cool again you need to catch these gloves”
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Why did I say both names in two different languages lmfao
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THIS THE ONE
@vercetti_jay
Your coworker watching you take a left back to your house instead of a right turn to your job
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Everyday I live with the relief that I’m pulling out in time and not getting anyone pregnant but also with the fear that I may be infertile and can’t get anyone pregnant. 🙂
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Bro so I’m chillin at the hookah shop and some mom walks up to me to introduce her son. Bruh the lil kid asked me if he could buy one of my tees 🥺. I thought he maybe knew my brothers and he said he didn’t he just really liked my shit. Made my day bro fuck.
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So you really just gonna steal my tweet? Word for word? Bar for bar?
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Words can’t describe how much I love you 🥺❤️ my lil Belsey 💕
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Drake in the studio rn tryna figure out how to top Donda lmaoooo
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Yea I’m drunk as a bitch. Alexa play WAY 2 SEXY RIGHT FUCKIN NOW
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Ima have to host a class at LA Fitness and teach the elderly and the milfs how to get sturdy. Fuck Zumba nigga we doing Bronx drill.
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Me: Yall wouldn’t eat ya wife ass?
My homies: you one sick Mf if you eat ass
Me being one sick Mf:
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Crazy how much someone you care about can have an affect on your day
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When my mom used to walk in the room and I had to pretend I was sleep 🤣
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I might have to move to DR. Hella organic ass out here.
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Just in case any of my followers want to support my small business 🫶🏼
Vercetti “Made In Hell” Tee
Size S-XXXL
$35 each
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There’s a homie in the gym working out with his girl on FaceTime cause she in a different state 💔🥺 they really swolemates
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Miss dancing bachata like this with the homies
good morning. bachata night is 2 days away
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Bodega customers be so rude bro. I be like “Hey how are you” or “have a nice day” and mofuckas deadass just ignore me. Like bitch next time I won’t swipe ya food stamps for Hot food 🙂🤝
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