Velma🌚🥂
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When I was 5... I thought I would own a house at 20 and marry at 23
anuanom, meekeka k) aduasa😂😂😂😥
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You're single but them eat you pass those who are dating mpo 😂😂
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Primary school was so dramatic, you come to school with 50ghc and they call your parents 😂
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No matter how tired I am...seeing my country's President on TV gives me strength to stand up to go and change the channel😂😂😂
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Anytime I want to share a secret with a friend, I look at this picture😂
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Welcome to Ghana 🇬🇭 where people know you more than yourself 😂
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No be everything you suppose
defend. sometimes komot eye
~Harry Maguire
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The breast wey these 12- 16years girls dey carry edey surprise me self🙄😂
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Dark girls are beautiful 😍 not dark dark paaaa oo, I mean dark like 6:00pm not 11:00pm😂😂
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Delete one
1. your mom
2. $600 billion
3. Jesus
Choose wisely 😂💔
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Ohia nti during sex 1 minute biaa you dey receive warning, "3nfa 3gu mu oo" 😂😂
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How old are you when you found out it's seal tape not sellotape?? 😂😂
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My roommate prepare gizzard stew wey he cut the ginger the same size as the gizzard. You chew 15 gingers then you take 1 gizzard hold your body 😂😂
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Sanitary pad baako 8ghc
This month I will get pregnant
Cos eeiii...😌
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So Satan is going to burn us in Hell for doing what he wanted, akoa wei wagyimi paaa oh cos 🤔😥😂
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I sold my fridge worth Ghc1200 for you Gh350 and you are complaining that the fridge is shocking you. The price didn't shock you??
Ungrateful fellow 😒 🙄 😑 😤
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We lost female friends because we didn't send Momo. This is sad😭😂
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Chairman sheda make ein girl catch am say he dey cheat cos he taya the relationship but now madam too say she forgive chairman.😂😂
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The only pressure wey dey move me is when you know BIBLE pass me.
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White man: Rest in Peace 🌹🌹
Black man: we saw him eating mango, we didn’t know he was saying goodbye🥺
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Just in case a girl tell you she doesn't know her number
*505*4*2# - Tigo
*156# - MTN
*127# - Vodafone
*193# - Glo
*703# - Airtel
I'm just helping 🤭
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Sarkodie really diss Shatta Wale directly on Jay Bahd’s Hate song
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Don't rush it, Wait it will reach you...That's how Coca-cola And Rice passed by Me in a funeral yesterday.😂😂😂
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Some of you are just in your 20's and you're already tired of love and relationships, the road is still far. Take your time my dear😘
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The economy hard but chale at least have a beautiful girlfriend.
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Remember who checks on you when you get a little quiet. Those are your people.
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According to Ghanaian movies,to know when a girl is pregnant,she vomits in the morning when sweeping the compound 😂
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Please if you have space in your relationship, abeg shift for me I won't make noise 😂😂😂
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A man fasted and prayed for 7 days in preparation for his visa interview, only to be rejected. As he walked outta the embassy, the sky darkened and thunder started rumbling. The man looked up in the sky and said to God, "de3 wo nim aa nie, De3 ye'nsoma wo nkoaa na wo y3". After
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Do you still remember?🤔when mum beat u so badly and after crying u start to imagine leaving the house n start a new life😒😒🙄
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A girl posted "hmmmm" and you
want to reply "what's wrong" is like you're having 200gh that you're not using 😂😂😂
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Girls with small boobs are always scared to hang their BRA outside cus it looks like nose mask 😂
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I left home to feed home, I reach home dem dey chop rice and chicken if I leave home again make I bend 😂
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ASAP Rocky is Rihanna's (Riri) biggest fan and it's so beautiful ❤️
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You're just 18 but you've broken all the Ten Commandments.Ei 😂😂😥
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Jealousy can make an African girlfriend or boyfriend to read all 400 comments on each other's post and check their profiles😂
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The breast wey these 12- 16years girls dey carry edey surprise me self. Eii😂
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Dem try mock me but them never know da me I pass demma test
~medikal
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Which of these forwards is likely to win the european golden boot for the up coming season??
1. Robert Lewandowski
2. Karim Benzema
3. Erling Haaland
4. Mohamed Salah
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Is it true that pizza reduces menstrual pains or Angela wants to scam me.🤔😂
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If you are good in English, Begin a sentence with "Them' 😂
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Kofi killed Ama and now Kofi can't sleep, so what's hunting Kofi??😂
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There is nothing more stressing than breaking up with a short girl. Every time you see kids you remember her ....😂😂😂
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random questions for anyone who may be bored; a thread
Check and quote with your replies.
1. Would you mind if your partner saves your contact with your full name?
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Girls will be falling Under anointing And Be closing their legs what Exactly Are you Hiding in the presence of the Lord 😂
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Her: How long do you last in bed?? 🥺
Me: Depends on my mood, sometimes 6months 😂😂
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Them no born me for this generation paaa anka ego pain me pass. 😂
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random questions for anyone who may be bored; a thread
1. Do you look younger or older than your age?
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I was born in the car and died outside, that's why they call me carbon dioxide 😂😭💔
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You’re not a Dbee and you’re wearing anklet and bracelet on your leg 😏
Ahomaso) kwa😭😂
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The SIM card registration if them move am go 98th December sef me then squad no go do 😂
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The only scene where Merlin changed cloth in the whole show😂
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You ask a girl for help then she wants to sleep with you before?? 😂
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BET International hiphop flow award wai 🔥.
#HipHopAwards
Black Sherif taking Ghana music far away. He's him!
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Appreciate your girl and stop admiring girls that borrow wigs to look good on social media bro. 😂
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Student at the zoo..
Americans: wow the monkey is big.
Ghanaians: Kwame b3 hw3 wo nana. 😭😂😂
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Those who say distance does not matter , then build your toilet five kilometres away from your homes
😂😂😂😂
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After dating a married man, do you still pray for a faithful husband??
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Why do men fall on the Bed when women push them with one finger?
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Opoku is over 40 years old
Opoku is not married
So one day Opoku's mother shouted. Opoku Ware!! 😂😂
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random questions for anyone who may be bored; a thread
Check and quote with your replies.
1. What's your first name?
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Are you jealous? - "No"
Are you jealous? - "I said No!"
Okay. give me a kiss? - "Go and ask her for a kiss"
Women 😂😂
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Best African herb for skin lightening and spot removal. Just grind and add a little to your bathing water and body lotion, then thank me later
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You don't have money and you want to be in a relationship, how will you take care of your boyfriend??
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Wait oh, is it compulsory for girls to blow a kiss when making a snap??
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Flat tummy won't matter in heaven. Eat, for the journey is far 😂
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So after this plenty rain, pure water will still be 50 pesewas?? 😂
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We usually say to people *"Amen to all your secret prayers" what if their secret prayer is to see us fail?? 🤔😂
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If a person takes a loan from a bank and dies, what will the bank do?
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So because I no fine, them say give examples of wild animals🐅 for class you dey look me😂😂😂
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