The sequel, NO2feratu, had a very different vibe

Dreamed I saw Prince live and he was wearing a little Royal Mail uniform

Comfortable

Scottish child labour, call that the weans of production

John Cage's 4'33" - perfect, no notes

I love listening to the most horrifying death metal for 8 hours and then going to the piano and playing Bach

"I have the par!" - Northern Irish He-Man

I was born in the German town of Bad Onkerdonk

Offered a Discogs buyer a discount for a small mark on the sleeve of the record I sold them. Reply: "why didn't you notice it." Considering saying that as I was grading my vision was obscured by tears after my wife left me for her muscular Serbian personal trainer

"The Metamorphosis" was actually about morning wood

Men will literally go and see Therapy? instead of going to therapy

Lana Del Boy

Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you got til it's gone

What if the lodgers in Kafka's "Metamorphosis" were a throuple and they had an Instagram?

Tapping the sign that says "No Trauma Bonding At The Bar"

If it was difficult they wouldn't call it snuggle

Don't play with bisexuality, it'll take your eye out

Wherefore Sharkenheimer?

Enough of Barbenheimer, what about Barbnado?

Saw a woman wearing a "You Wouldn't Download a Gender" t-shirt in Glasgow station: this is a trans-positive shitpost sort of slogan, or?