🇨🇦 jake
@valianes
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former esports legend, youtube sensation & bartending icon, current washed up nobody. https://t.co/inhftXqa1N
Toronto
Joined December 2008
I recorded a lot of fun videos last year and I’m almost done releasing them (1 more to go). I don’t really like posting about them on social media, because yuck, but I also feel obligated to because that’s what a normal person would do. Also I think they’re pretty good 🙂
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A would-be assassin tried to murder federal law enforcement and the official Democrat account sides with the terrorists.
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Ate a bowl of bugs today Bugs is all the food that we gone got after word war tree Just preparin is all
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Christian nationalist pastor says that wives must submit to their husbands with "a sense of fear, and trembling, and awe ... not only in things she agrees with, but in everything": "She belongs to him. He owns her."
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7 years later!!
Highlight of today; finally got to meet @valianes \ü/ (For those who don't know, he's the one who helped out a ton for the early years of @LiquipediaApex 🤝)
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ALGS Championship in Sapporo! Huge crowd even on day one. Was heavily involved in Apex esports in the early years on so it’s awesome (and long overdue) to finally get to an event. Wish I could stay for more than one day 😭
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I’m not an anime person at all and even I know this is a basic baby ass bitch list
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there isn’t a single random right winger you can pull from any protest that can clearly explain their worldview like this on the spot. there’s a real intelligence gap and it really upsets the handful of literate right wingers on here endlessly.
Hannity has a Fox reporter in Minneapolis talk to a random protester walking through the city who goes on to spit bars for 2 minutes
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@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.
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Peace prize winner
BREAKING: Trump says the U.S. has carried out a 'large scale' strike against Venezuela and captured President Nicolas Maduro and his wife.
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Zeev Buium cannot be a real name
Breaking: Quinn Hughes has been traded to the Minnesota Wild, sources told @emilymkaplan. The Canucks will receive Zeev Buium, Marco Rossi, Liam Ohgren and a first-round pick.
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This post got 1100 likes in one day on Thr*ads and has 35 total VIEWS on Twitter This website is freaking cooked, man
One night in Busan, I asked someone what time the subway closes. “9pm” he told me. That can’t be right, that’s way too early… and then I realized he thought I was talking about sandwiches
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