Paper_Chaser
@v__kaul
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Winning takes precedence over all. There's no gray area. No almosts🤘 #LUT_University
Havana-Cuba
Joined April 2019
A legend returns home at 18:00hrs with 25 goals, 19 assists, 37 tackles completed, 52 aerial duels won, 150 dribbles, 50 passes completed, 92% passing accuracy and 85 times possession won, 5 times king of the match, 98.2km distance covered ⚽🏃🏿♂️
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Being a guy is so funny. I had coffee last night before bed, and left that cup in my sink, and then I had coffee again now in the morning. That’s 2 cups in the sink. My girl is coming over later today, so I washed both to avoid having to explain “who I had over” 😂😂.
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And end up getting 2/10😂😂😂.
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“Tangi kamwaina”
Tempted to send flowers to this one s apartment🫢😄.
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Slay Queen moshikwanyama otashiti nhufu-m’ningilwa…. Tokelweni po nawa vamwangoonye👍.
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Kamuli nawa kaa 😂😂😂
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Furnmart is one crazy store, their prices on everything are so crazy 😂😂.
An iPhone 13 is 10k in MTC while in Furnmart it’s 15k, haauu.
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Broo😂😂😂
I didn't need a girlfriend to know women were dramatic. I got to know that, when I dodged my aunt's sucker slap, & she fell down due to the power she invested in that sucker. She immediately got up & called the whole family to tell them, about my assassination attempt on her life
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They find joy in talking about men’s d**ks that don’t raise but when men talk about their saggy boobs that can’t even be woken up by Mr West, that’s where they draw the line. That snake’s translator gender😤
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Until you tag me, that shade you’re throwing is for your mama🤙🏾😂.
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My car broke down on my way to work today and I left it there. Now I can’t find it, these MFs stole my car man😭😭😭
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RT @son_of_twins_: In the disciplined routine of a sniper, there's a moment of piercing focus where distractions fade, and only their heart….
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Iimenhu tailuminwa omaliko and come on the net claiming they do forex💀.
Saw a video of those farm boys, somewhere and all I can say is that I was horrified, and people are willing to go through the most horrible things for material things. Dear boy child learn to wait, and work hard yours will come. Don't disgrace your manhood like that.
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“Babe, Can I come with my friend?”. Ee, ileni eike shaashi otamuya kuxo👍😂😂😂.
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Shuuuh, Mali m’kwaita ve😭😭😂.
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