i finally broke my 13 straight loss streak to kuro. shoutout him for being one of my best friends. lowk had me tearing up, months of grinding for this moment. big things coming 😈

HM: Abel, Conflict.it's so hard to like pick 😭.

Kuro.Arty.GUESS MONSTER.Spades.Venom.

RT @GUESSMONSTER0: Scar.Fives.Lati.Kick.Moondunked.

RT @kickballtorture: can i return it

RT @Gtown_Tom: I'd say I had one hell of a birthday bash this year. I am so lucky to have so many friends here. :)

freaky garlic: take your cloves off

woke ke$ha: woke up in the morning feeling like rbg.

broke out of the matrix (realized i could put olive oil and vinegar on lettuce at home and i don't have to go to jersey mike's)

silly ideas last night

saying sleep well, sweet dreams to my partner like a youtuber outro every night.

RT @DeereJonathanxo: i’ll send an s.o.s. to the world

a customer walks in talking about some "iphone". my ear perks up, cautiously so i don't alert anyone. another word floats my way, "triples". my eyes twitch. one final word, "gaming". i fall over, face down ass up, ice cream everywhere. yet i smile, they're talking about my goat.

they took away my drive icon like a week ago i don't even question this shit anymore man

never gona forgive twitter for putting the stuppid grock next to the four dots on the tweats.

RT @1littlepiglet: ok u guys win, here u go, Crumpy as a Pikmin

me desperately trying to relate to my twitter girl friend: ok so having a job makes me clocky and that one girl shouldnt have made her name japanese.

mario kart world discourse? bitch im driving dis course.

this is what dating me looks like apparently

it's even worse now it's just ppl shadowboxing the bot replies i can't even find.

that's kinda badass.