@RealSpikeCohen But if the butter is mislabeled, consumers would literally be spreading misinformation—all over their toast, bagels, pancakes, baked potatoes, muffins—it’s too horrific to think about.

✅ I would have loved to be….✅ I would love to have been….❌ I would have loved to have been….

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

When did the ‘Wild West’ become the ‘Wild Wild West’?. Is this because of the terrible 1999 movie and Will Smith song?.

Hey, radio/podcast hosts: pundant isn’t a word. The word is pundit.

My most recent muted phrase:. “I voted for this.”.

We must retire the phrase:.“There’s no there there.”. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

New Yorkers should read Animal Farm.

A hive mind is no better than a king.

I hate saying the word “twelfth.”.It’s impossible to hit all the end consonants.

Pacers took their first lead of the game with 0.3 seconds left.

Forget ‘SGA’; a better 3-letter nickname for Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is ‘IBM,’ because he produces so many floppy drives.

Timberwolves-Lakers game flow looks like a bobby pin:

Feb 7, 2025: Deion Sanders predicted on the @dpshow that Shedeur Sanders would be a top 3 pick in the NFL Draft. To be fair, he did not specify which round. (audio below)

On that last possession, Houston’s Sharp really… dropped the ball.

Wayne Gretzky now looks like a cross between Martin Short and Tim Allen from The Santa Clause 3 days.

Houston-Duke game was nuts. Here’s the win probability graph:

Looks like @CBSSports needs to fix its website. Last night I stepped away from the Florida-Texas Tech game for a while and then refreshed my browser to receive the below result. I thought my bracket was busted.

2025 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament:. - No team in the Elite Eight has played a higher seed. (Has that ever happened before?).