Bob
@uruncleb0b
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ur uncle bob, out of the box thinking, rhetorical simulation of the absurd and occasional advice ~ The Most Canceled Man In Australia
Joined October 2025
@ihyjace Girls be talking about the pain of childbirth 🙄 but have you ever been shot in the head? Shot directly in the head and killed? Like actually murdered?
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Not a single one of you can relate to me, which makes me hands down the most unique individual that God has created.
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Wha do you call a smug pot of coffee????? - - - - - - - - - - - A smirkalator
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Ol’ Jakey boys gonna need the Shadow Realms resident dentist to fetch his jaw
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Story time, my dear followers. It’s the year 2025 of our Lord Jesus Christ. I have been snapping this baddie for 8 months, and sending $ to her whenever she asks. I finally pluck up the courage to meet up with her, and she gets dropped off to what I thought was our “date” by her
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The goalkeeper went through hell there 😭😭 This will forever be funny 😂 https://t.co/xktYDJY8RM
One of the funniest moments football has ever produced? 😂
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Just watched Apple TVs PLURIBUS and realised it’s about the destruction of the world via the WOKE MIND VIRUS #pluribus #vincegilligan #woke
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The Latino fellows I work with say I’m the kindest gringo they know. They even came up with a nickname for me: “Mary Con,” which means “with Mary,” or “He walks in the light of Mother Mary”
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Confession time: I punch the air and say “djg, djg” to help me feel more masculine
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Her: Baby are you being minimalist quirk chungus again? My quirky ass:
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Would you rather have dinner with Jay Z or get $1 million? Me? I’d rather dinner with Jay Z. I’d get to livestream beating his ass, which would be a life changing experience for both of us
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*watches Geralt of Rivia easily cut through a dozen men with a combination of Sword and Sorcery Me: haha he’s just like me
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I’ll be perfectly happy. Joyous, even. Walking around wearing nice fluffy socks. Then what happens? I step in water, ruin my whole mood
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How does bro have hundreds of thousands of followers and no love? Is it bots or is he just That Bad? Food for thought
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This would send me into a blind rage. I’d throw this microwave across the room. Who’s going to stop me? Alah? Management would have me up there you know what in no time. I’d be screaming down the halls, cursing the very society that made this happen. I’d find those responsible
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