Much love to the friends who just went on as usual. Even more love to the two friends who couldn’t stop staring at my nipples. Sending kisses to you two lil nerds. 🖤
Guys please remember, I don’t open my dms. Especially if you’re not already a mutual or someone who’s offering money for my treats. Nor will I meet with you irl. I’m just a silly lil guy on the internet. That’s all.
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@subtextanagram
I would start ferociously foaming at the mouth and hyperventilating profusely while my eyes start to turn a blood shot red as the pupils dilate too far that they literally tear and then I would do a kick flip double mega spin in the air before landing & scream YIPEE. Or kiss u…