Gary
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Finish off with NWA performing ‘F*** Tha Police’ or you’re just a bunch of cowards!! #ClosingCeremony #Paris2024 #OlympicGames
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Next time #France, just make your opening and closing ceremonies a 3-hr Jean-Michel Jarre gig! No gold bug things, no creepy alien looking nonsense, just hours of JMJ! #Paris2024 #ClosingCeremony #OlympicGames #Olympics
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“We’re going to take 5 rings, and we’ll slowly bring them together above the stage?” “Okay. And how long should it take to do that simple task?” “ONE HOUR!! AND DONT FORGET TO DANGLE A PIANIST 30FT IN THE AIR FOR NO REASON!” #Paris2024 #ClosingCeremony
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Playing the piano is hard. So why are they bouncing this poor fucker around 30ft in the air and expecting him to nail it?!? Bounce the singer around too! The French are so weird! #Paris2024 #ClosingCeremony
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This is all very French. And by that, I mean it’s weird, creepy and confusing! #Paris2024 #ClosingCeremony
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Congrats to the #USA on coming first in a one horse race! Since we have one-sided sports like #Basketball in the #Olympics, when are Snooker, Darts, and Hurling going to get a look?!? #Paris2024
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Seriously, get rid of that #Breaking nonsense, and make an extended Laser Run its own #Olympics event! #ModernPentathlon
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Flipside pipeline Englebert Humperdinck ladybug three-sixty maximus silverfish kitchen roll nine-seventy-four!
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The key to #Skateboarding commentary is just to say random words. And the more consecutive random words you can say, the more knowledgable you sound and the better the commentary. #olympics #Paris2024
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If I dislocated my shoulder last week, I’d still be in bed feeling sorry for myself. Sky Brown is a f*cking beast! #olympics #Skateboarding #Paris2024
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Does Annie Emmerson have any concept of the commentators curse?! #BBCOlympics #Triathlon
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It’s great to have characters in the men’s 100m… …Noah Lyles is just a bit of a tit though! #athletics #olympics
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Hey @VirginAtlantic , When you bring somebody’s flight forward by FIVE HOURS, don’t you think it would be courteous to let them know you did that?!?
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Ah, #equestrian #dressage When is the bit where they beat the f*ck out of the horses?!?
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It’s not a “protest” in Sunderland. It’s a load of pissed-up, far-right football hooligans looking for any excuse to have a tear up and smash stuff up! Not a single brain cell between them!
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