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belle of the purity ball
Los Angeles, CA
Joined July 2015
RIP ted kaczynski you taught me the power of viral marketing campaigns
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6 months ago i just would’ve told him i’m worried my brain is calcifying
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yelling over the music at golden gopher to tell the bartender i just beat my high score on the sudoku .com app
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all four of the women i’m in codependent relationships with are out of town this weekend
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we are friends again after a huge fight this morning about whether or not its ok to eat chicken bones off the street
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if you even think about smoking outside the red lion they set a pack of wild dogs on you
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every time my boss pisses me off i go on urban dictionary and add another unkind definition to his name
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was singing empire state of mind in my hotel room and the front desk called because someone thought i was being harmed
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you should be allowed to smoke cigarettes on spirit flights
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ok meryl and i finished milf manor and now we’re at one of the cast members shows at the viper room :(
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