Last night a book haunted my dreams all night long. So I got up and wrote some of it. So soon it can haunt your dreams as well.

Hubs: Why do you need to have a signing? Me: Because it’s cool and fun.🤓

Wondering why my brain is so fried all the time. *is writing 3 books at once* *is reading 3 books at once* *is planning a signing* *has 3 jobs* *has 3 kids* *has 7 pets* *can change none of it*

Thinking about writing a dark romance with a masked man. I mean, who better than me?😈

That little dip your stomach does when someone you know tells you they’re reading your book.🙃

Author summer 👩🏻‍💻☀️🌊🍹

It’s a hoochie daddy short summer 😎

Reading on the beach at night, below a starry sky, with your toes in the sand is pretty elite.

To the man who accidentally saw my nipple this morning at the beach: at least take me to dinner first, geez.

In a little over a week I get to leave town and soak up some inspiration! Where will I go? No one knows…😏

Him: *she’s probably looking at pictures of guys online and chatting them up* *opens my phone* -pictures of books -links to books -stalking other authors’ pages -odd obsessions -notes app full of half written thoughts & unfinished stories Him: okay…

I wore a tank top to work ONE time. Brah hasn’t forgot my name since.🤦🏻‍♀️

How do I have less than 1k followers??? This app is rigged, bro.

Do you even own a carriage, bro??

Me: no one wants to know about the book you’re writing. Me, to random ppl somehow anyway: “In the book I’m writing…”

Here’s some footage of me being super foxy.

Bouta cook, drink some wine, listen to the rain and read my book 😙

Our 💗Love Romance Book Club’s💗 choice for May is #fated by Rebecca Zanetti.🧛🏻

If you want to know the level of restraint I exert, I’ve been watching ONE episode of #BRIDGERTON per week.😮‍💨

Sundays ☀️