Celestial Star Child
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I am Nate's complete lack of surprise. An exercise in absurdity. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude. $guatle
The Slums of Shao Lin
Joined July 2016
3Iatlas is here for the Black Knight Satellite. downloading all our history since they put it there. we cooked bruh.
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government shutdown or they in the tunnels? I'm ready for this shit to end. just make it quick bro.
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Interesting how it looks like Terrance Howard's periodic table...
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There are things in the sky I thought were satellites going in a straight line. then I started seeing small planes chase them, then they chased each other then those things start fucking with small planes and helicopters.
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took my kid to watch the Demon Slayer movie and jesus christ! everyone was dragged there by someone to watch that shit. so many people asleep including me. i look over and said "never again" lady in front said the same thing and people behind me said the same. Filler for an hour.
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They didn't cut my hours, they cut days off my schedule. 36 hours when I used to put in 68 I go look for another job and now they want me as supervisor. naw playah I gave my word to the homie that got me the interview. we in it to win it now.
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A mashup you didn’t know you needed. The Temptations’ "Get Ready" fused with Sabbath’s "Children of the Grave." A mashup masterclass.
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Canelo Álvarez's reaction after this jab from Terence Crawford in the 11th round of their fight. Terence Crawford was frustrating and causing him problems all night 😤 #CaneloCrawford
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If you working the drive thru, speak the fuck up! say that shit with yo chest! fucking mumbles! barely hear the person and ended up with two breakfast wraps and iced coffee. I was like yeah i guess. and look at me when you talk to me. you asking me if I want ketchup or the wall?
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Send him to the frontlines to fight for Ukraine. we already know he likes quilling lets see if he gots the guts for war. I got a feeling he gonna need diapers.
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been working 12-16 hours a day for 6-7 days a week for the past year or so. next week I get cut to 40 hours with 3 days off. bro we going fishing all day errday.
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They better let homie cook or they just gonna cut his wings. double edge sword. @KILLTONY Hespek.
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Oh you mean someone that just wants me to buy her shit, take her places and is cold and insipid? yeah none of those around at every fucking corner...
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Trump ain't Dehd he just not president long enough to win that powerball jackpot and be like:
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if you never cried out of frustration and having your fingers pinched over and over again until you got this stupid shit right, don't even talk to me.
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