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Sprinkling humor on circuits and making gadgets giggle, unveiling tech secrets. Follow my whimsical wander from AI antics to gadget guffaws!💻
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Joined April 2019
My bonus structure is based on the tickets I closed. Yesterday a coworker's keyboard stopped working. He filed a ticket. Instead of replacing it, I stole the keyboard from the receptionist's desk and gave it to him. Now the receptionist filed another ticket: "My keyboard is
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Myth: Computers are precise. Truth: floating-point arithmetic is chaos wearing a suit.
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Fact: every programmer has a mysterious 20-line function they’re afraid to delete because the system might collapse.
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People think tech workers hate meetings. We don’t hate meetings. We hate meetings that could’ve been a 3-line message.
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Programming myth: you’ll understand recursion once. Reality: You understand recursion once… then forget it and understand it again.
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Everyone thinks GPUs are for graphics. Today, they’re basically the engines of the AI empire.
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You know that ‘automation saves time’ myth? Sometimes writing a script takes longer than doing the task manually for the next 3 months.
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CS students fear calculus, but real-world engineers fear something much worse: Legacy code that STILL works, but nobody knows why.
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Myth: AI is ‘objective.’ Truth: AI is only as unbiased as the humans who built the dataset. In other words… it’s biased.
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A myth students believe: More languages = better developer. No. Depth beats hype. One language mastered > 10 languages Googled.
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CS secret: Most coding interviews test who has practised LeetCode, not who can write maintainable software.
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Everyone thinks senior engineers know everything. Seniors just know what NOT to touch.
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Myth: AI thinks like humans. Reality: AI doesn’t think. It predicts. Big difference...
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Software isn’t built for perfection. It’s built for ‘good enough before we run out of money.’
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Shocking truth: One poorly placed ‘if’ statement can cost a company millions. Ask Knight Capital.
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Everyone imagines AI training as futuristic. Actual AI training: 🔥 GPUs screaming 🔥 fans blasting 🔥 engineers praying 🔥 electricity bills crying.
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Most codebases don’t grow because of new features. They grow because no one wants to delete the old ones.
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CS Myth: More engineers = faster progress. Reality: Adding more people to a late project makes it later.
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People think AI will take your job. But here’s the twist: Companies can’t even adopt cloud properly. Good luck implementing AGI.
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