The Ali Diaries 🫶🏼🇵🇸
@unfortunate_ali
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FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 why are you reading my diary rn? don’t look -_- follow my TikTok: unfortunately.ali 🤎
Cape Town, South Africa
Joined January 2014
Hey, it’s the angel from on top of your tree!
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Should I John Steenhuisen dinner tonight? Feeling lazy.
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This lady told me to be ready at 7am for her to pick up equipment from me, she has now just messaged me that she will only be here at 9am. I cannot keep doing this as a side gig she is SO unorganised
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Body woke me up at 4:30am with heart palpitations AND nausea
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emmy rossum was only 24 years old when she gave us one of the most powerful scenes in tv history
Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 when he discovered the law of gravity.
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The power of Furries
‘ZOOTOPIA 2’ has become the first Hollywood movie ever to pass $100M in a single day in China ‘AVENGERS: ENDGAME’ was the previous record-holder. Read our review: https://t.co/mEILIdoyKU
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“if i had a vagina i’d let the homie hit” just use your butt!! #UseYourButt
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And if I said I’m done drinking would you guys believe me?
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Feeling so unwell it’s actually insane (both mentally AND physically bc I don’t do shit half assed!)
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ITS TIMEEEEEEE
‘A Nonsense Christmas’ by Sabrina Carpenter re-enters the US Spotify chart at #147 with 313k streams.
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what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand
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MINIMUM WAGE SHOULD COVER RENT, FOOD, HEALTHCARE, AND TRANSPORTATION. IF IT DOESN’T, IT’S NOT A LIVING WAGE.
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House clean. work done. work out class booked. I’m a machineeeee
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One hour until I can log off work for the weekend everyone cheer and clap!
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Cowboy caviar back on the hyper fixation food radar
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Do not quote the ancient texts to me, I was there when it was written
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hey sorry if i was weird last night something undiagnosed was happening to me
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