ash ⁕ ELOISE??
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1/2 of soulless ice duo🧊🙂 #twiendsduo pfp by @/paradoxicalloopy on tumblr matching with @renchantyn_duo banner by @eekfox
Joined February 2025
@aimseytwo drank a milkshake and stopped headcanoning charactes as lesbian for just under five minutes!! if you drink 294.8 milkshakes you can make it through one day !!
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i’m sorry america leaves WHO???
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oomfs in all sorts of places. medieval oomf cupboard oomf hell i even have british oomf
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i hath come to the revelation that i may be besotted with this manner of speech most fair and may endeavour to speak of it frequently, as long as the reign of bannerfall.
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shit urself at the cinema derapchu
horrible things that have happened to derapchu this week: - hit by a pole on the bus - locked out of his house for 2 hours - nearly shit himself at the cinema - went to hospital - tried teaching infume how to talk to women
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@underachiever_s @mcytmotivations HELLO??? feel demotivated for ash !
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did he kill 2 women before joining the army or did he fuck 31 men after joining the army
I should’ve gone to military school when my parents threatened me with it if I didn’t get my act together
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trans person: I'm trans society: ok the encouraging and supportive legundo:
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my theory is that 67 is problematic media because 69 actually used to be together until 7 ‘ate’ 9 and now 7 is forcing 6 to be with it. Awful
Back in my day 6 was afraid of 7
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It's sweet, it's fancy, it's full of iced coffee. Tiramisu is gay lasagna.
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yaoi AND yuri all the time we’ll never put 2 queens against each other ever again
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changed my name to a dude's name on the food delivery app because i heard the portion sizes for men are a lot bigger & so i tried it out and um...
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i wish when people heard fanfiction they didn't immediately think smut. i am reading about my favorite character having the worst day ever.
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suddenly the biracial autistic gay man and traumatized depressed bisexual man escaping an abusive family and country both who are the top players in a professional hockey league drenched in homophobia lack complexity because people find them attractive
2016: we must demand better, more complex LGBTQIA+ representation, we cannot resign ourselves to cliche tropes 2026: the sexy gay hockey boys saved my life
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