Uncle Zammy
@unclezammyy
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Filmmaker. Lead @_ZammyMedia. Tweets on visual storytelling, creative business, and the uncurated reality of life in Lagos. - Chelsea FC 💙
Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2024
Decided to switch the handle to something more personal. Everyone calls me Zammy anyway, so let's make it official. I needed to separate the personal thoughts from the business page. Just so management doesn't collect my account. 😂 For the strictly professional portfolio 👉🏾
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The money in the world is not enough to go round, you can't afford to be average.
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💨🚭😘 looking for more active mutuals let’s get it together .
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Jamb score 😂
‘’Twitter feminists’’ no like proof o... until na woman wan clear school fees debt, na then dem go turn forensic auditor: 'Send admission letter, school receipt, make we see JAMB score first' 😂🔍💸
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Not trying to please the world but I genuinely do hope I get my spark back 🙏🏽
I hope nobody loses their spark trying to survive or please the world. Keep choosing yourself. Keep making the decisions that protect your peace, your joy and your growth. You owe it to who you’re becoming. You deserve to stay whole, not just alive.✨
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I hope nobody loses their spark trying to survive or please the world. Keep choosing yourself. Keep making the decisions that protect your peace, your joy and your growth. You owe it to who you’re becoming. You deserve to stay whole, not just alive.✨
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I’m number 1 of 4.
Siblings check: I am number 1 of 7. Which are you🤔?
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Choose your figures wisely
10 figures over the figure 8
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Day 24 ✔️ Perfume: Valentino Born in Roma (all variants). Scent notes: vanilla, jasmine, pink pepper, woody accords, warm amber. Why it stands out: versatile, classy, long-lasting luxury that fits every mood. Price: ₦5,000. 📍Ibadan & Ekiti. 🚚 Nationwide delivery available
I'm showing up consistently for my brand starting tomorrow by sharing one fragrance daily,Its scent notes, ingredients, and price. If you love perfumes or want to find your signature scent, this is for you. Join me in the Visibility Challenge, let’s grow together. Who’s in?
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😂 I have light but my pumping machine is spoilt
Lol.... having electricity is 100 times better than having water. When there is electricity there's water but we can't say the same for water.
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I won’t take this Faith 😭
Shebi I should have just married that Igbo man that promised to tleat me rike a Plincess 😑
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Just because you have been on earth longer does not mean you have sense. Some older people sef
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Just because you have been on earth longer does not mean you have sense. Some older people sef
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This account followed me few minutes ago and I followed back,Immediately he entered my DM and here’s our convo. So in 2026,some people are still doing ‘3k to get 6k ‘😭😭😭😂.COMFORT TABLE,Aye é ko ni wa comfortable oh😭😂😂.you better go Narasawa and start selling onions 😭😂😂
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Don’t even know how this feels
those first three days of texting someone new are elite >>>
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Come and take my ATM 🙈
Girl with big b00bs >>>>>>>>
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Nothing feels like a burden to me, I have decided to enjoy life anyway.
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Good morning everyone Today is a good for each and everyone of us 🙏
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Random reminder: you’re allowed to rest and still be ambitious. Both can exist! 😮💨
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Sometimes you’re not lazy, you’re just tired of pretending you’re okay.
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