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jumped-up pantryboy who never knew his place

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What do the Chad workers think?
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Guardian news
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Virgin boss says Australia’s borders should reopen sooner than mid-2022 even though ‘some people may die’
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The guy Germany elected on a platform of stopping Hitler is the guy who appointed Hitler to be Chancellor
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@morganarae It's had to understand some folks.
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Ironically if the western media had just aired South Africa's petition at the ICJ rather than just the Israeli response, the actors from one of the single most popular TV shows ever put together probably wouldn't be doing dramatic readings of it right now
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Game of Thrones stars and other actors read South Africa's case file charging Israel with genocide at the #ICJ
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not everybody's legs rust bro
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This is still so fuсking funny
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this is the exact opposite of dystopian
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the "trick" to getting the source of most of these quotes right is to remember that Zionists don't use the word "people" or "human" in reference to Palestinians like the Nazis did with Jews.
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Many people find the idea of comparing Zionists and Nazis not just innaccurate but downright offensive, I thought I might do a fun quiz. Read the quotes and try to guess if they are said by a prominent Zionist or a prominent Nazi. Quote with your score.
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She was born in Ukraine, grew up in Milwaukee, and in 1921, disembarked from New York aboard—and I am not joking—the "SS Pocahontas" to Naples, where she got a train to Tel Aviv. So this is just steaming garbage.
@Ostrov_A
Arsen Ostrovsky 🎗️
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"We Jews have a secret weapon, we have no place else to go." Golda Meir to then Senator Joe Biden, in 1973.
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so the Holocaust Encyclopedia is just outright denying 55% of the Holocaust now
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Holocaust Encyclopedia, before and after October 7. What happened to all those Soviet civilians?
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Nordic ice-ape, malnourished as potatoes outwit him by hiding underground awaits August's surströmming sale, vents frustration against food flavored with herbs and spices rather than a 6 month soak in brine until it achieves the scent of the fromagerie under his uncle's foreskin.
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Rasmalai. The sloppiest of the slop. Truly a gross looking dish from West Bengal, home of some of the worst Indian cuisine…. Smh
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@NomeDaBarbarian @b_chshevik "It wears its dead mother's hollowed out skull on its head" "Very good son"
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you can read theory day and night, but a garments worker in bangladesh, a surrogate in india, a schoolgirl in afghanistan, a young woman in iran, a pregnant woman in poland, a woman in an abusive marriage in the philippines-- they will understand oppression more keenly than you.
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This man was one of the most famous people on Earth while he was alive and the US basically erased him from history.
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@MilitaryWifeBF @tankie69420 @Corvidilik @Karimjsmlchr Paul Robeson performing in Moscow in 1958, at this time US is still under racial apartheid and he was brought before racist members of congress for being a communist.
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People can actually name everyone in the bottom row.
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fomo .eth(💙,🧡).lens(🌸, 🌿)
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Any Marxist counterarguments to these obvious facts?
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Anybody remember that house in Milwaukee that the police were absolutely using to hold teenage girls they kidnapped for sex trafficking and then immediately burned down once everybody figured out what was going on and we like... Just stopped talking about?
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@fz_crypto @CensoredMen Don't respect her past either. That's bullshıt too.
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Eat shıt.
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Nikki Haley
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If we want to be serious about saving the environment, we need to confront India and China. They are some of the biggest polluters.
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what the fuсk is an extra $500
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Poor Dad: Let’s spend this extra $500 a month on a new car payment Rich Dad: Let’s invest this extra $500 a month into the stock market The rich get richer because they invest
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Call me crazy, but I think Communists should recruit people into the Communist movement by explaining Communist ideas, not by assuring reactionaries it's a safe space for their backwards, incorrect ideas.
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Some of the most racist genocidal motherfuсkers to ever live now about to vote on whether the people they exterminated should in fact count as people under the law being forcibly imposed on them, or as liberals call it: democracy, the pinnacle of human achievement
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Australians will vote whether the nation’s Indigenous peoples, which make up 3.2% of the population, should be recognized in the Constitution.
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You're describing why Scandinavians hung their pig guts stuffed with anus and snout meat in the open air of their filth hovels praying to an eight legged horse that it would become edible after being improved by the dessication caused by total bacterial colonization and got lucky
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Leo Borealis
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@an_gay_man Like indian food, many of the spices are there to mask the taste of poor quality or spoiled produce and completely pointless to plain detrimental when using fresh high quality produce
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The Italian people overthrew him, shоt him, hung his bloated corpse by its ankles in public and hucked rocks at it for like two weeks but go off my dude
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Cosmopolitan Patriot
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I wonder how anti-Mussolini haters of all shades cope with the fact that he was widely popular among the Italian people.
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An African child displayed in Human Zoo in Brussels, Belgium in 1958.
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Finland lost 10% of its territory in the Winter War, far exceeding the polite request to make it less easy for the Nazis to invade the USSR, then lost WWII and the Continuation War and has been insisting they're heroes and not unambiguous fascist collaborators for 80 years.
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Visegrád 24
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Finland is officially joining NATO today. This is the sight most feared by every Russian man. An angry Finnish soldier rushing toward you on skis. 🇫🇮
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The funniest part of history isn't learning that "Soviet brutality" is a bourgeois lie but realizing that it was real, good, and has scared the рiss out of all the right people for over 100 years.
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you are the dude from three whole ass movies about how the Viet Cong were the good guys
@MarkHamill
Mark Hamill
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Korea (born during this one) Viet Nam (came of age during this one) Iraq (married with children during this one) Afghanistan (became a senior citizen during this one) We never learn. You can't force democracy on those who don't want it.
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@cxrdeII This is why none of y'all can get laid and no one cares
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this should've been the last bourgeois election ever held anywhere on Earth and liberals spent the next 90 years dancing around on tiptoes like little рiss-ant ballerinas all the way to the bottom of the barrel, patting themselves on back for choosing the Least Evil genocidaire.
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Lovecraft here specifically, and on the whole, is the only (and perfect) thing to compare this to, because it's genuinely impossible to analyze the thought process that went into this tweet. Because there isn't one. And trying to understand it will make one lose all sanity.
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@tragicbirdapp It's a parody account, now post yourself.
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Google, Twitter, Facebook, etc don't have to be asked to turn over data to the US government because they're required by law to do it automatically in order to comply with the PRISM program.
@nowthisimpact
NowThis Impact
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Rep. Dan Crenshaw: ‘If the CCP tells ByteDance to turn over all data that TikTok has collected inside the U.S. … do they have to do so, according to Chinese law?’ TikTok CEO Shou Zi Chew: ‘Congressman, first, I’m Singaporean.’
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Jeff Bezos' is unironically getting his money's worth out of this WaPo investment.
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You're describing the US, moron
@ProjectLiberal
Project Liberal 🗽
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@BesDMarx In Communist countries they "fix* homelessness by putting them in jail, or manipulating the numbers to make it appear as if they don't have a homelessness problem. Pretending that communism fixes homelessness is like pretending that communism fixes hunger: it actually makes it…
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look it up
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it honestly never gets old to me that liberals don't know (or care, lol) that this dude was trying to block the tanks from leaving, as in, get them to go back to the square and do more tank stuff.
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@InternetH0F 50% of the students have perfect attendance and can't name the class.
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"Terrorist" is a word exclusively used by white imperialists to mean "anyone who resists our dominance" since 1795.
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Anyone who did what Hamas did on October 7th, is a terrorist. No amount of "Marxist dialectics" bullsh*t changes that fact. I am not the kind of person you intimidate with big words. I follow go school.
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"State affiliated media is only scary when it isn't white" — Official Twitter Policy
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Gorbachev is dead and the children of his legacy will find him in Hell where he belongs.
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"Swedish" meatballs are a West Asian dish y'all ripped off because cooking to you is turning dried cod into jello by soaking it in caustic alkaloids for 2 days, then spending a week rinsing off the poison before globbing it on potatoes to celebrate Christmas like savage ice-apes.
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"They use slave labor in Xinjiang" "Source?" "*study of 8 people conducted by the White Jesus Intelligence Institute For Infinite Military Expansion*
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Can You Guess WhyThe Little Mermaid Is Hit but Not In China?
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"now" they've been knocking "first they came for the Communists" out of that poem since it was written
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the US Government is now doing holocaust revisionism, grim stuff
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"The monarchy is ceremonial and has no power!"
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"Why are you strangling me? I didn't know!" A teenager is manhandled by police for innocently rollerblading in the direction of the Royal convoy in London.
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yeah, global fascist pedophile cults are bad, actually.
@JeremyTate41
Jeremy Wayne Tate
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In every Marxist revolution, with zero exceptions, they go after the Catholic Church. Every. Single. Time.
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Could easily make a photo album the size of a dictionary out of these
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@jarretedotio @Wherethejuciyi1 @SomeChickens "I'm literally neurodivergent AND a minor"
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the only ones I missed were a single quote from an Israeli politician that actually refers to the Palestinians as people (just the one, it threw me off) and a Theodore Herzl quote I would have bet money was Eichmann.
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@JLGarsh @jmiller617 @DiscussingFilm "Read the article you can be tediously inconvenienced every seven days for no reason it's not that bad haha hail satan"
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You absolutely cannot convince me this is not a CIA op to make anarchism seem credible.
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@china_takes Love how East Turkneverexistedstan is just named UYGHUR.
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Latvia has embraced fascism in full.
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Tortured by having to read some history books about how the Holocaust was bad.
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Victims of Communism
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Dan Novacovici was tortured and sent to a gulag in Ceaușescu's communist Romania. His crime? Not thinking the right way. Bear witness as he exposes the true nature of communism.
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The United States is directly, explicitly, demonstrably, objectively and undeniably responsible for the entire composition of this list, up, down, left, right, inside and out.
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not nearly enough western Communists are excited enough about how the PFLP looked them right in the eye and said "okay people, we are going to need you knuckle down and POST, post as hard as you can, post like you have never posted before" it's all been leading to this
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Works cited:
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@LachlanMcNamee
Lachlan McNamee
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In a nutshell, my book shows that decolonization, not imperialism, is the highest form of capitalism (sorry Lenin!). Economic modernization spells the end of empire. For as states are obliged to pay more for settlers, they end up settling for less land.
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Harry Truman nuked Japan twice in three days.
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Mayo 🤍
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Donald J. Trump is the worst president in American history.
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@AFP Way to whitewash enthusiastic Nazi collaboration there, boys.
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Y'all icebound rutabagas got away globally with not sharing your food for so long because the vast majority of people, having never read a Scandinavian cookbook, have not given up the will to live.
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Products that are mortally offensive to all peoples of the civilised world like Surströmming weren't invented just 'cause y'all love the smell of your unwashed foreskins, it's because your ancestors couldn't eat fish without poisoning themselves unless it was brined all year.
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@MZHemingway Nope, just capitalism doing the only thing it can do: fail to meet the needs of the masses.
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Source:
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@macastel3
Marco Castelli
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China will lose 250-300 million workers by 2050, or about 30% of their workforce. Add aging population and we have an explosive mix. That’s a reason why 🤔 China wants to annex Taiwan? Increase more value added productions with chips and more skilled people?
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personally wouldn't admit to being this nostalgic for a group of kids mad about there being too many Africans at their school but I'm not a liberal freak
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Student protesters, May 22, 1989, Tiananmen Square. Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I still see this photo and feel their hope.
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@MustBeTheHero
amir🔻
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white women will literally write tv pilots about Black Lives Matter after Ferguson instead of meeting black people
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Note, 105 years since the Bolsheviks took power, that this poem is not called Kropotkin Walks.
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@apmassaro3 I'm not an apologist for Communism. Apologies are for mistakes.
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@NestPasUnPsyop and this is just what they do to fish when they aren't soaking it directly in actual poison.
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Look at how angry she is, honestly never seen her express this much genuine human feeling over anything before. I don't care what anyone thinks of China's economy, I love that it's existence is giving this piece of shıt an ulcer the size of the KT Impact crater in real time.
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Why is China doing a colonialism in Africa
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K.Diallo ☭
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in the US-African summit, a memorandum was signed that will have the governments of Zambia and DR Congo surrendered the supply chain and production of copper and cobalt to American control.
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Everything inside the red offers the world nothing.
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@TheEconomist Hi. Tell me about this map.
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Any excuse to post this Chad
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Natalie Everhart 🇰🇵
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If this were in America this woman would've been shot dead 10 times over during the course of this video, and even if she were the luckiest person ever and lived she would be taken from her home and family and put into a cold cell for minimum 3 years for "assault" of an officer..
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Burkina Faso is objectively the best named country.
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I don't know what is so confusing about this (well, yes I do: y'all don't fuсkin' read) but "imperialism" is an arrangement of political economy; a development of capitalism — not defined by the "vibes" of a geopolitical conflict, or your fetishistic attraction to "underdogs."
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i wouldn't expect a typical respondent to do better than 12/20, if you haven't spent a ton of time researching either Nazi Germany or the Zionist project, you might as well flip a coin
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@jakeguyco @mrs_socialista you guys ran a candidate who lost an election despite getting the most votes.
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@HollyBell8 Actual aerial photo of Central Park to contrast this hilariously terrible Photoshop of Guangzhou you've posted.
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the guys on the left failed and the AFL's capitulation on the steel strike in 1920 was one of the greatest setbacks US labor ever faced and the idiot in the fursuit is part of a movement successfully rebuilding labor unions on the smoldering ashes of failure the AFL left behind.
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100 years apart, what happened guys?
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When you aren't capable of being informed by your own experiences so you assume everyone else is a plank with a face drawn on it too
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"Because we didn't ask anyone (and wouldn't believe those sneaky Chineses anyway), we don't know how many CCTV cameras there are in China. However, if we simply make up a number out of thin air..."
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Why has no Communist learned code to create a "socialist media" app?
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@strike_dr Police bombed a residential neighborhood from a helicopter.
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People here aren't "falling for" CIA ops in Cuba — they support US imperialism, the return of the plantation system in Cuba; its relapse to a labor camp for agricultural extraction. Stop treating liberals like drooling babies who don't know what their own politics and goals are.
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@lilv_bambi @Iixfriedchicken @dan_skeptic Nah he can deliver it traditionally, wife told the doctor she doesn't wanna look at the scar.
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The hellfire missile never finds the trolley, hits a random wedding reception, populace lives in terror, men in suits 5000 miles away laugh like hyenas, collect six figure pay.
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"Coco Chanel was a Nazi spy, like, a fuсking enthusiastic participant, she literally sucked Nazi diсk to get the gig while living at the Paris Ritz in Vichy France" is a weird little historical fact that basically never comes up for some reason.
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the US is still rationing baby formula btw
@Heminator
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Yes, because historically we all know communism did a great job feeding kids
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@ChudsOfTikTok @PanDDRPride Lol what a weird way to find out someone's raising your kid right
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@Bert3GS @eccobrutalism "During lockdown I was hypnotised into briefly becoming an ardent Stalinist—Dessalinist when I saw someone had pronouns in their bio and didn't disregard their opinion. Crazy times."
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shopping for a deal on a winter coat in the summer like
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