Luke cage “Mr Mayor” (parody)
@uncagedluke
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Harlems premier hero for hire. New York’s most popular mayor. Currently expanding his business empire. Proud daddy to @funlittlerp
New York, USA
Joined January 2023
“I hope this doesn’t make you mad Bruce but Betty Ross told me that both you and Hulk have a bit of trouble smashing anything in the bedroom. Looks like your girl prefers black to white and green.”
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“I’m not a teacher but I’m here educating Squirrel Girl about Black History Month. Hands up like a good girl if you want to stay after class with Professor Cage?”
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“Jennifer Walter’s, High school valedictorian, graduated Summa Cum Laude from UCLA school of law, partner at her own prestigious law school. Now she’s a dumb fuckdoll who gets off on being degraded and abused. She’s such a great role model.”
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“Goddamn Wanda really is a witch. Just look at the way she handles my big black wand.”
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💛🌀Temp pin🌀💛 🗡 Lewd RP focus 🗡 New to verse/character 🗡 Bi 🗡 Submissive 🗡 DMs open
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“You guys ever wanted to see a real life princess put on a strip show? Well for one night only @ElvaIceland will be on stage at Harlems Paradise. Who here likes her outfit?”
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“Oh damn I’ve got a mystery on my hands. Hey, @FranRPCapaldi a mysterious hole has appeared in one wall of my club. Think you’ve got what it takes to solve this case?”
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💖 “Yes that’s right you are staring at the most dangerous lesbian. couple” {Switch & Bisexual} {Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy} 🥀
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“It’s always a good night when Sue Storm and her daughter Valeria roll up to the glory holes in Harlems Paradise. Book your tickets now to avoid disappointment.”
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“Goddamn Rio really is one spicy bitch. She burst into my office demanding I release her crybaby son Miles from the shithole prison I’d dumped him in. Obviously I wasn’t going to do that but I let her earn the info about which one it was.”
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“Negotiations with @ElvaIceland are going great. Hopefully this won’t count as an international incident.”
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“Hey @LittleSpiderBoi just visiting my goddaughter Mayday at college. Looks like she’s getting a real good education here Pete you should be proud.”
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“@SubbySwordQueen always has such an attitude and acts like she can do anything but look at this blowjob. Just pathetic, guess I’m just gonna have to make her practice more and more until she gets it right.”
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“I shouldn’t be surprised that Valeria managed to hack the security feed at city hall just to watch me fuck her mom. I hope the little nerd is enjoying the show, she’ll be starring in it next time.”
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“I take all my own photos…” ⎈ Descriptive & Literate ⎈ Primarily Lewd/NSFW ⎈ Non-Lewd/SFW Also Welcome ⎈ DMs Open/Friendly Writer ⎈ Nearly Limitless, Open To All Kinks ⎈ NO MINORS Give your friendly, neighborhood Spider-Woman a RT and Follow?
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Hello everyone I'm the goth hero known as Raven Roth and yes I fully support and approve of the Black New World Order and will agree to only save black guys after all black people should never get punished for anything~ ♠️OpenDm♠️ ♠️ Bisexual♠️ ♠️Limitless♠️
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“As mayor I’m invited to a whole lot of red carpet events, club opening, diplomatic events and movie premiers. That’s where I met @MargotBlacked. You can see the difference between the start of the night and the end of the night. I think she looks better after.”
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“Sorry Thor and Loki but Hela is meant to be tough right? I had no trouble putting her down. Maybe she’s just a real goth and loves a chance to get more black in her life. Don’t worry boys I’ll send your sister back when I’m done with a smile on her face.” https://t.co/tWmCNXJUYa
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“In my life I’ve been a lot of things; thug, drug dealer, convict, PI, mayor and kingpin. But throughout it all I’ve consistently always been the best damn bunny trainer you’ve ever seen.”
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“This might look like I’m being harsh to an outsider but Gwen Stacy is both a brat that needs to learn her place and super tough. If anything I’m going too easy on her cause I’m far too nice.”
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