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* mum of two * coffee drinker * romance writer * love a good happily ever after novel * my books are on Amazon link 👇 https://t.co/IOEensPobZ…

Birmingham, England
Joined June 2013
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Jodie homer
10 months
Hi everyone for another 2 days Married By Thirty is 99p on Kindle. Tropes include: .🍂1600 ghost.🍂 secret illness.🍂marriage pact.🍂 friends to lovers.🍂 Scottish myth.🍂haunted manor house . link to buy
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I think this year will be the first year in ages I don't watch strictly.You've got a violent thug .air head bimbos.It's absolutely shit.#StrictlyComeDancing.
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7 days
How exciting when someone wants my book sent to them signed!
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11 days
It's been a good day today.
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15 days
Haooy August everyone we are in the middle of summer now and I'm still deep into editing next year's autumnal book. The second chance sweetshop. What are your plans this month. #romance #indieauthor #selfpublished #summer #HappyAugust #August
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I have turned into the evil Dorian Grey the one with snakes in his eyes at the end of the film. I have spent more time shouting today
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16 days
Ffs dermot wear a bra 🤮🤢#thismorning.
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Jodie homer
17 days
no doctors shouldn't go on strike they've cut their hours down and when you walk into the reception no fucker is there and they are still blaming covid. #gmb.
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19 days
It's day 10, I think, of summer and I still have my shit.
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20 days
You don't need to watch the game we will lose.#Euro2025.
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Jodie homer
22 days
#christmasinjuly .Today I'm sharing my first Christmas book that is available in paperback, audio book and ebook.
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Jodie homer
23 days
I have been absent I'm sorry it's the summer holidays and I'm holding onto my shit.
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30 days
2 filler episodes where hardly anything happens then Dale dies and the next episode Shane dies #WalkingDead.
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1 month
this woman chats so much shit #thismorning.
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Jodie homer
1 month
RT @be_the_spark: Happy publication day to the lovely @umbrellacafe! 🎉 Falling For a Star at Christmas is out today! 🎄🎄🎄 I'm currently read….
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1 month
Why didn't bratty Carl get killed instead of beloved Dale I am so mad #WalkingDead.
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1 month
Shane's a better parent to Carl than Lori and Rick #walkingdead.
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1 month
I always fall for it, someone follows me, an author etc and then spams my messages how are you.
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1 month
No they shouldn't be let off if the weather is hot, they know the job, they know they have to work in all weather fuck off #ThisMorning any excuse to not collect the bins hey.
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1 month
instagram needs to be doing more for young impressionable girls with he likes of mrs hinch who filters her face beyond words there needs to be proper consequences for wearing filters #thismorning.
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1 month
They need to make summer holidays shorter that would help so many parents they might actually be able to take the time off but 6 weeks is ridiculous #thismorning.
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