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With the efforts you gave this is the life you've made.
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There's this man on TikTok who sings when he sees fake shoes๐๐ His content kills me every time ๐คฃ
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Nothing is as confusing as Nigerian currency
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Gents allow me to plug you for clubs, church and stadiums.
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You guys also built trees?
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Aka paid damages for Kairo.
Aka just paid Lobola for his girl.
The man isn't even black yet he respects culture, ngapha you got black people rejecting their own culture.
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Kelly khumalo bafethu๐๐ญ๐ญ
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Fifi Cooper reading SABC1 news๐ฅ So happy for her.
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These ones can't fool us๐
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Journalist: Duduzane what is your purpose of being here?
Duduzane: What do you mean what is my purpose, I live here. What are you doing here?
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Finally got my account back ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Ngbuyile Zinja
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Approved credit providers.
Dating a man who can't help you
financially is a waste of time!!
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Meet Israel Makoe the man who single handedly defeated Boko Haram by shouting 1 word in 1982.
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Me getting ready to go buy a 6 pack at my local Tarven
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Crazy how if it was a female driver we would've been asked to retweet until the perpetrator is found for attempted rape and sexual assault
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Being a female DJ these days only requires looks and some sexy dance moves. Nobody cares about your mixing.
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Romans pizza aksiyo pizza ye wine, Romans ifuna itiye.
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Fatherhood has been a million precious moments that we weave together. Today we turn 4๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐
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DJs when the crowd is not feeling their set
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We sending Sabelo as a country
Apparently โBed making competitionโ is a thing. The way he put that Duvet together was a thing of beauty.
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Yall attached the word "inkabi" to old men who wore leather jackets & worked for taxi bosses. Woza eMlazi the game has changed its now young kids in Skinny Jeans & carvelas who smell good, people we groove with.
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Amaphara are barely visible in the CBD, they all wearing new clothes๐
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When a Nyaope is telling you the beginning of how they ended up on the streets and it sounds exactly like everything you are going through right now
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People born between 1985 and 1995 are the most unique generation of all time. Here's why? (Thread)
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๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃFacebook is Wildin
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No guys I'm starting to think these teachers are giving our kids their UNISA assignments as homework๐ฉ
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That young stunna video๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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When it cames to Nike airforce sneakers, please don't support black businesses.
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๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃI'm howling
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Sri Lankan citizens are different, they stormed the presidents palace and did not destroy. Instead they took naps, showers, watched themselves on TV, cooked wholesome meals, played music, exercised, swam, danced and did each others hair.
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Mawuzwa ikhwapha ksasa ufake impama๐ค๐ฝ
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We ndoda, my daughter is not a meme
Mention that ONE MODULE, that almost delayed your qualification?
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Bafeth what are the disadvantages of buying property that's in an estate?
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Something is wrong with SA Twitter ๐๐
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This new Twitter sucks, you'll see the same tweets 60x a day.
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We now have 8 Grammys as KZN alone.
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Girls: I don't have any friends
Also them everywhere:
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Andile Mpisane went Gweezy for his engagement
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Job hunting is soul destroying, the process sends you straight into depression. The anxiety of checking your emails every morning with hope that maybe some company will respond to your application. The worry of missing a call from a landline number. It's tough for our youth๐
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Kanti how exactly does loadshedding work? There's areas that don't get loadshedding at all while there's areas that get up to 12 hours in a day.
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Your grandkids in Australia
My son, his wife & the grand kids are on the verge of leaving SA, for good. They leaving for Australia. He's a chef. She's a nursing sister. A damn good one. They going to seek a better life. There are mixed emotions flying around here at the moment.
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@busta_929
Yall met strangers at night and took them home on the same night to record music for 2 days??? All the best bro
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So AKA wasn't aware that they signed a new presenter and Cassper wasn't aware that he will be working for AKA๐ The Drama.
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Proud daddy momentsโค๏ธ, we starting school today.
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Lucy Diale & Gogo Flo really tried their best
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Yaz I need someone to explain to me how does the aircon chow petrol๐ค
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isuke isikuphi le intuition when picking baby daddies?
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1 million just to have your microwave next to the TV.
A new lifestyle estate in Soweto called Orlando Towers Estates has launched off-plan sales for apartments, with apartments selling for R1 million.
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BROOO FACEBOOK STAYS UNDEFEATED๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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When Minnie Dlamini's mom went for a scan
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Gone Boys World Wideโค๏ธ
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When you get to a Tollgate and you realize that you forgot your wallet what must happen?
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As shops were being looted this Durban man went for something unique
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On any international topic the first thing South African celebrities will do is kiss ass. We lost a real one with AKA.
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She had no money to buy her man air Jordan's so she painted his work shoesโค๏ธ
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Women as soon as they check in:
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My brother once picked up his girlfriend, dropped her off at his place & came back to us. Shuthi the time he's with us usisi takes a shower & goes to bed. Brother comes back late, mayethi nhla bathroom nali iphenti linekiwe. Takes it & throws it away thinking it was left by his
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Strength and light to Bhova๐๏ธ๐
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I need that video of that ntwana crying cos he was dumped
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Andile posing with the chairman, newly signed soccer player and a booked artist for performing during half times.
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Somizi ngabona the time he bombed a school on Sarafina kuthi violent la chap๐ค
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Kanti laba abanjena why benga jampi ama border
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๐All this is gone vele?
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Ofcos yall are ahead of us with literacy, counting a trillion dollars just to buy a jelly baby is no childs play.
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Grown men are calling a 25 year old grootman because of money.
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The audacity of comparing Babes Wodumo to Kamo Mphela. As if Babes Wodumo never formed part of an iconic movie that grossed over $1.2 billion not to mention working with Grammy winners. Must be amnesia when babes was booked from November to April back to back. 1 gig nyana nje???
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Another pandemic on the road. These things are always speeding
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Going all out spoiling your woman on valentines and in return she decides to get naked for every man on the internet is wild๐
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If you thinking of going to groove tonight just remember that someone out there is loading their bullets and polishing their gun.
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ithini Schedule ye Operation Dudula ngomso?
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Happy Birthday to my step son๐ฅณ daddy loves you sonโฅ๏ธ
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My friend fetched shoes that he bought his girlfriend on valentines after they broke up. Salute king we won't be usedโ
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We Turning 3 today๐ฅณ๐ฅณโค๏ธ
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This thing of adulting & living alone in cities you never thought you'd ever live in, mina I miss living with myy family. Nowadays you leave your food in the fridge, come back and it's still there. I miss the chaos & the craziness, ulume inyama ebhodweni qede uyibhekise phansi.
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Problem is some people wanna look like Brand Ambassadors at the gym. You can still produce the best results in a Nandos vest & soccer shorts. Look at prisoners, they ripped af with close to no equipment.
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@elonmusk
@bennyjohnson
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I'm pretty sure your nanny sang the same song as your lullaby and you turned out just fine, what's wrong with the song now in 2023?
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So vele iPhone users have the same skin tone.
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Do women not realize this man is mentally challenged or they just don't care.
Ladies know that this guy is all ouba with different women but they still want him ๐๐๐ค
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There's this guy on TikTok who changed his Wi-Fi name to hint to his neighbor that their wife is cheating on them. Guy one day gets drunk & goes to inform the neighbor since he missed the hint. Comes back the following day & finds the guy there. He apologizes for yesterday...
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@dumantando20
No need to apologize sisi, your acting career can't be this horrible it has to be a disability, thina we stand with youโค๏ธ
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Never ever share your problems with a woman ever.
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God what happened to this man
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๐๐๐But house parties are lit
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Women SBWLNG under Lamiez tweets should put in mind that she bought Khuli a Jeep Wrangler for his last birthday. This is reciprocation not "INDODA MUST" like how yall lie to each other.
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AKA really left us with a trash album
Unpopular opinion about SA Hiphop that will get you in this position??
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If she owns this jacket ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
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Normalize pinning your pics we can't be going through thousands of memes just to see what you look like.
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๐blud is blue ticking his own president and tagging a president from another country
What's happening in Congo???????
@CyrilRamaphosa
here is a serious regional issue
You keep quiet when Africans are suffering
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Teacher: everybody take out your rulers
6 friends:
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